June 14, 200818 yr Two bacon, sausage and mushroom barms; brown sauce. Washed down with a bottle of that yellow oasis
June 14, 200818 yr Two bacon, sausage and mushroom barms; brown sauce. Washed down with a bottle of that yellow oasis Where the f?ck do you put it? Are you one of them bulemics?
June 14, 200818 yr Author Where the f?ck do you put it? Are you one of them bulemics? I must be. Mind you my turd later on will be of the large variety
June 14, 200818 yr snap crackle pop for this kid Freshly squeezed orange juice and a rolled up copy of the racing post for moi!
June 14, 200818 yr Breakfast's are for gym paying fat gits. My body is a temple. Nothing in then, Undies?
June 14, 200818 yr Breakfast's are for gym paying fat gits. My body is a temple. Not when it's the only meal of the day,well till my keebab when i fall out of some pub later
June 14, 200818 yr I can rarely do breakfast. Couple of bananas, few jugs of decaf, and a couple of fags keeps me going till dinner time. Unless of course I'm on site in a morning and there is a butty wagon forcing me to eat bacon on toast with ketchup, which then substitutes the need for any dinner. Bastards they are.
June 14, 200818 yr Me and my mate were trotting about up Leigh yesterday morn and went to some greasy spoon for some breakfast. Full English and I'm telling you it was f?ckin foul. It looked like what a foreigner would fear of a full English brekfast. Tinned tomatos, weird sausages and anemic bacon, but it was so English, so unbelievably and quintessentially English that I enjoyed every single bit of it. It inspired patriotic fervour and made me want to smash up a foreign capital city and fling plastic furniture around.
June 14, 200818 yr hangover today and an early start which usually means a tuna baguette. fcuk knows why but when im rough salmon or tuna with cucumber seems to be the most appealing thing in tesco. Took me about an hour to eat it and ive been smelling like grimsby docks all day. Nice!
June 14, 200818 yr Me and my mate were trotting about up Leigh yesterday morn and went to some greasy spoon for some breakfast. Full English and I'm telling you it was f?ckin foul. It looked like what a foreigner would fear of a full English brekfast. Tinned tomatos, weird sausages and anemic bacon, but it was so English, so unbelievably and quintessentially English that I enjoyed every single bit of it. It inspired patriotic fervour and made me want to smash up a foreign capital city and fling plastic furniture around. Did the tinned tomato look (quote) like a fcuking bloodclot. :::::: If you have read Bill Bryson you'll know what mean. Twas the funniest paragraph I have ever ever read.
June 14, 200818 yr Missed breakfast because I didn't crawl out my pit until 1.30. Manny aka Lazy Bastard!
June 14, 200818 yr Stayed at premier inn last night. All you can eat breakfast buffet this morning took advantage haven't eaten since.
June 14, 200818 yr Unless of course I'm on site in a morning and there is a butty wagon forcing me to eat bacon on toast with ketchup, which then substitutes the need for any dinner. Bacon and ketchup. And then people wonder why this country is in the state it is. Bacon is either naked, or with Brown Sauce.
June 14, 200818 yr WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA Point of fcukin order here. When a dog eats manky uncooked chicken out of the bin, and sprays shit all over the floor a few hours later - it is scraped up and sold as HP. Brown sauce is alsatian diarrhea. Triple ITK fact.
June 14, 200818 yr Reet then, as Smiffs has raised the bar, it's time to nail my colours to the mast. HP or Daddies every time. The yanks can keep their 'catsup'; ketchup or whatever they want to call it. Edited June 14, 200818 yr by bolty58
June 15, 200818 yr If you have read Bill Bryson you'll know what mean. Twas the funniest paragraph I have ever ever read. Mrs Smegma of Dover!! If I remember correctly twas I put those items in the post when tha were on, ahem, holiday. You didn't half get looked after you c?nt!
June 15, 200818 yr I recall laughing so hard that my appendix burst and my mate had to fish them out with nail clippers. In fairness, he dipped them in toilet disinfectant and held his lighter at if for a few moments. We had some standards.
June 15, 200818 yr Seen off a Sausage, Bacon and Egg from Subway this morning, must say it was bang on. Much better than the Mcdonalds brekkie.
June 16, 200818 yr Author Just about to snaffle a large bowl of weetabix fruit n nut minis, semi skimmed milk. Watching my figure
Two bacon, sausage and mushroom barms; brown sauce. Washed down with a bottle of that yellow oasis