Mr and Mrs Average go away for the weekend, no kids, no pets, just the pair of them on a romantic trip.

 

What would they take.

 

Women........

Massage oil, silk underwear, soft music on the ipod.

 

Men.........

 

Old Spice, Belladonna DVD's, biggest dildo in drawer.

 

Continue...

woman - Anadin

 

Man - Tw4t mag

Woman - Blah blah blah (no man ever listens so no point putting what we want to take anyway.

Man - Whatever they want , they will anyway.

the man will watch the football then fall asleep

the man will watch the football then fall asleep

 

so he managed to watch the football in New York then?

are you back? need a chat!

Women........

Massage oil, silk underwear, soft music on the ipod.

 

from my "limited" experience - its the bloke who has to slip into the case the silk underwear (s&s).

women always go for practicality.

Women - Hello Magazine

 

Men - Mohair gloves and a bottle of poppers

MEN - SOME CANS FOR THE JOURNEY.

 

WOMEN - STRAIGHTNERS.

from my "limited" experience - its the bloke who has to slip into the case the silk underwear (s&s).

women always go for practicality.

 

Absolute tosh, man!

so he managed to watch the football in New York then?

are you back? need a chat!

 

I am back, but still jetlagged(thats my excuse for being slow today anyway).

 

Wigans a right shithole isn't it!

Well depending where you go the place should provide the essentials!

 

Stayed in a 5 star boutique hotel in Cannes last week and had a 'LOVE BOX' sat on my bed when I arrived. In there was:

 

Ear buds

Make-up removing pads

Ear plugs

2 x Rubbers

Lub

A Vibrator!!!

 

all I needed if I had gone with the Mrs...........................then got stopped at customs to have my bag searched coming back!!! because of the liquids!! oops!

A rubber fist

Rohypnol, hammer, hacksaw, gloves, gaffer tape and a shovel

Rohypnol, hammer, hacksaw, gloves, gaffer tape and a shovel

 

You go on romantic breaks with Mick Brown?

A large tub of hand cream, latex underpants, food blender and a copy of spik & span.

clingfilm

goosefat, brillo pads and some swarfega

A pot noodle and 2 forks.