October 9, 200817 yr Burnden . . . following my introduction to Man & Scythe cider prior to the game at about 15 years old. Embankment + Sunshine = zzzzzzz
October 9, 200817 yr Point of order Mr Chairman. Are we talking about a long sleep as in the whole of a half or waking up 10 mins after everyone has gone? Or does a 5-10 min ale induced powernap in yer seat count?
October 9, 200817 yr The person I went to Guimares with fell asleep just before kick off and was rudely awoken by the cheers at full time. Not even me shaking him every 5 minutes or the fact that he had pissed his pants woke him up.
October 9, 200817 yr Burnley, after many disco biscuits and no sleep the night before, I was a Zombie the day of the match. Think Ricardo Gardner scored and everyone cheered, apart from me who didn't know what was going on.
October 9, 200817 yr Author Point of order Mr Chairman. Are we talking about a long sleep as in the whole of a half or waking up 10 mins after everyone has gone? Or does a 5-10 min ale induced powernap in yer seat count? If the same amount of sleep was encountered whilst shagging the wife, thus causing her to tut, groan, and finish the job herself, then yes it counts. Carry on......
October 9, 200817 yr Kin ell Most of em Some notable ones Wembley during the Cup final against Liverpool Munich - missed our equiliser Forrest - The whole second half Postsmouth - only ever ground ejection If going to sleep in a stadium after a hard morning is a reason for issuing a banning order then the worlds gone mad
October 9, 200817 yr Did anyone fall asleep at Sunderland after consuming my "special" cakes? Everybody on the coach was off their faces I've never known 50+ lads so quiet
October 9, 200817 yr Everybody on the coach was off their faces I've never known 50+ lads so quiet I honestly thought i was gunna die on that coach home. Absolutely zombied till we reached bowton. Picked up then & went on the lash. Strange this drug taking $h!t Isaac.
October 9, 200817 yr He had some great ideas Miami The Birthday coach to Sunderland - price included special birthday cakes The ececutive coach which included 2 bags of chan in the normal seats or 4 bags of chan in the executive seats that included a table The coach to Southampton was another belter, I've never seen as many different types of drugs
October 9, 200817 yr Author That Southampton coach was like a mobile pharmacy. In fact, something has just come back to me, AS as red as a tomato. I thought his head was going to explode. Some proper wonky heads on there. Example. Someone sets fire to a flag in a pub tap room, smoke billows. Rather than evacuate, or indeed put the fire out, the most sensible course of acton was to put the window through, for a bit of fresh air like. 30 years that flag had flown in that pub, man and boy. They wer'nt impressed.
October 9, 200817 yr That Southampton coach was like a mobile pharmacy. In fact, something has just come back to me, AS as red as a tomato. I thought his head was going to explode. Some proper wonky heads on there. Example. Someone sets fire to a flag in a pub tap room, smoke billows. Rather than evacuate, or indeed put the fire out, the most sensible course of acton was to put the window through, for a bit of fresh air like. 30 years that flag had flown in that pub, man and boy. They wer'nt impressed. And the coppers coming in and saying 'Oh dear lads, I think you've had enough, lets move on to the next pub' The famous 'No Away Supporters' pub 'We've had, Millwall, West Ham, Cardiff here and we've never seen animals like you Bolton before'
October 9, 200817 yr Author Yes, the pub with the huge board outside saying 'no away fans' gaurded by 4 or 5 doorstaff, who simply moved out of the way whilst 60 ne'hdowells piled straight past at 11am.
Wembley, Molyneaux