How did you get sweetcorn on the end of it?

Ronaldo: "This is for getting you sent off in Portugal you fat granny sh@gging shrek look a like"

 

Rooney: "Thanks you spotty faced cheating tw@t, can you taste the sh?t out of John O Sheas ass?"

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Ronaldo: "This is for getting you sent off in Portugal you fat granny sh@gging shrek look a like"

 

Rooney: "Thanks you spotty faced cheating tw@t, can you taste the sh?t out of John O Sheas ass?"

Woah, woah, woah!

 

Look no hands

I'm gonna come in your mouth then make you sneeze it out.

you can use that goo to put your eye back in.

Oh Oh Oh Oh......aaaaahhh...can I open my eyes now Sir Alex

"Badly Photoshopped Picture Causes Internet Caption Competition Craze"

"Ronaldo is a cocksucker"

 

I win. A piece of piss, this game.

Rooney: "For fucks sake Ronnie, just touch it!"

"Ronaldo takes a ball to the face, this time without using his hands"

Rooney: "For fucks sake Ronnie, just touch it!"

 

 

Ronaldo: How many grannys did you say?

Rooney "A bird beginning with S, erm erm erm seagull, erm swan, er er SWALLOW, SWALLOW"

"Badly Photoshopped Picture Causes Internet Caption Competition Craze"

 

 

...and the miserable f?cker of the year award goes to...................