Me

 

Because I made the mistake of watching the last 10 minutes of Big Brother last night for the first time in my life.

 

Now I feel tempted to watch it again because the dwarf from Austin Powers made me laugh AND made my skin crawl all at the same time.

 

Help please

Don't worry, the new series of Hustle is on BBC1 at the same time tonight

 

Don't know what you'll do tomorrow though. It's a Friday, go to the pub and don't come back until at least 10pm.

It's eviction night tomorrow, so that's my night sorted

Don't worry, the new series of Hustle is on BBC1 at the same time tonight

 

 

That and Spooks only good programs that are on the tele

That and Spooks only good programs that are on the tele

You forgot X Factor

You forgot X Factor

Is that the gay singing thing?

 

On Saturday night?

 

Dont know pal,MG been out every Saturday for twenty years

You forgot X Factor

 

And

strictly come dancing

Dancing on ice

And

strictly come dancing

Dancing on ice

you tart !

you tart !

 

But contented

That and Spooks only good programs that are on the tele

Whoa there MG, Dexter is back on toneet at 10.35

Whoa there MG, Dexter is back on toneet at 10.35

Is that the serial killer?never watched it.

 

I will look out for it.

Me

 

Because I made the mistake of watching the last 10 minutes of Big Brother last night for the first time in my life.

 

Now I feel tempted to watch it again because the dwarf from Austin Powers made me laugh AND made my skin crawl all at the same time.

 

Help please

 

I admire your honesty if nothing else.

 

I advise you squirt bleach in your eyes the next time you hear the Big Brother theme tune.

Don't worry, the new series of Hustle is on BBC1 at the same time tonight

Good start to the new series,imo for those who watched it and were

 

not watching that shite on 4.

I admire your honesty if nothing else.

 

I advise you squirt bleach in your eyes the next time you hear the Big Brother theme tune.

 

Well, I watched it from beginning to end.

 

I am cured.

 

I suppose at the very least I am now able to criticise this absolute abortion of a TV show with some authority.

 

With the obvious exception of Lucy Pinder appearing every so often, it has not 1 redeeming feature.

 

The turd sticking out of this televisual puddle of p?ss, however, has to be the fact that Terry Chritian is once again on the radar. His voice makes me capable of murdering nuns carrying babies.

 

Bleach, Traf, seems a tame antidote.

And

strictly come dancing

Dancing on ice

 

I think an interesting variation would be- wrestling on ice.

I think an interesting variation would be- wrestling on ice.

I think you've almost got it N. It could be Celebrity Wrestling on Iceburgs

 

Two "celebs" on a small iceburg, adrift in the Arctic Ocean. The last one still on the iceburg wins, the one who is chucked off the 'burg first, freezes to death in the icy depths. In order the make the final more interesting, the celebs have to share the iceburg with a hungry gay polar bear. Of course, all around the iceburg are trawlers spraying hot water onto it, in order to melt it, and reduce it's overall size, thus insuring conflict!

 

I wouldn't mind seeing Jeremy Kyle v Craig Charles in a pilot run of this show.

Dogs Running on Ice would be better....

I wouldn't mind seeing Jeremy Kyle v Craig Charles in a pilot run of this show.

 

They could play "winner stays on".

Paul Daniels would be on the list too, as would Alan Carr.

They could play "winner stays on".

Paul Daniels would be on the list too, as would Alan Carr.

Winner of those takes on Gok Wan?

Winner of those takes on Gok Wan?

 

Gok Wan can go first. He's a tw?t.

WOULD YOU?

 

MICHELLE HEATON

WOULD YOU?

 

MICHELLE HEATON

yes, and so would most blokes off here

WOULD YOU?

 

MICHELLE HEATON

 

I have no idea who she is but yes.

I have no idea who she is but yes.

 

she used to be a man, well actually half or her still is, but apparently she has the full op in March.

she used to be a man, well actually half or her still is, but apparently she has the full op in March.

 

Well no then

i would like to see them battle on this. with brian blessed commentating, and flashing his impish smile