Just how long does it take to get ready for most folk? For me; a quick shit, shave & shower then a dab of gel for my rapidly receding do and a splash of gucci. 15 mins tops. The missus has been fucking about for well over an hour now, I wouldn't mind but we're only going for a few drinks round slab town!

Just how long does it take to get ready for most folk? For me; a quick shit, shave & shower then a dab of gel for my rapidly receding do and a splash of gucci. 15 mins tops. The missus has been fucking about for well over an hour now, I wouldn't mind but we're only going for a few drinks round slab town!

 

As you said about 15,always let the women get ready first then

 

you not waiting around,tell her you will see her in pub

Edited January 24, 200917 yr by M G WHITES

Just how long does it take to get ready for most folk? For me; a quick shit, shave & shower then a dab of gel for my rapidly receding do and a splash of gucci. 15 mins tops. The missus has been fucking about for well over an hour now, I wouldn't mind but we're only going for a few drinks round slab town!

HOUR BET SHE'S NOWERE NEAR READY YET

you not waiting around,tell her you will see her in pub

You're a gent!

 

FWIW, it depends where I'm going on how long I take. If you're going round H/wich then any more than 15 minutes seems excessive to me. Infact, why not stop in with a bottle, it's shite!

You're a gent!

 

FWIW, it depends where I'm going on how long I take. If you're going round H/wich then any more than 15 minutes seems excessive to me. Infact, why not stop in with a bottle, it's shite!

Half lager and some crisps waiting for her when she bowls up,

 

byeck what more does lass want

Half lager and some crisps waiting for her when she bowls up,

 

byeck what more does lass want

I know, I'm a proper stuck up picky bitch!

I would tend to agree with you on that point NB but there is a few of us meeting up (friends & family) who we've not seen in a while so I'm hoping it's going to be a fairly decent night, fingers crossed.

I think it's the whole hair straightening thing that takes so bloody long, what's so wrong with wavy/curly hair any road!?

Just how long does it take to get ready for most folk? For me; a quick shit, shave & shower then a dab of gel for my rapidly receding do and a splash of gucci. 15 mins tops. The missus has been fucking about for well over an hour now, I wouldn't mind but we're only going for a few drinks round slab town!

where is?

where is?

 

 

Horwich

It all depends if I have a w?nk in the shower first, or if I want to turn out 'full'.

It all depends if I have a w?nk in the shower first, or if I want to turn out 'full'.

 

What's 20 seconds between friends?

What's 20 seconds between friends?

 

He said w?nk?ng, not sh?gging!

 

He said w?nk?ng, not sh?gging!

 

Oh aye, 10 seconds to top up the shower gel.

I think it's the whole hair straightening thing that takes so bloody long, what's so wrong with wavy/curly hair any road!?

 

Nowt, but the trick is to convince her of that before the bloody straighteners come out.

Start now, start by complimenting wavy/curly hair on tv/in pictures etc. Or mention that everyone looks the same with straight hair/wavy hair is sexier etc.

Blah blah blah, hopefully she wont take so long to get ready next time.

Serves you right for having a complicated bird.

Nowt, but the trick is to convince her of that before the bloody straighteners come out.

Start now, start by complimenting wavy/curly hair on tv/in pictures etc. Or mention that everyone looks the same with straight hair/wavy hair is sexier etc.

Blah blah blah, hopefully she wont take so long to get ready next time.

Serves you right for having a complicated bird.

 

Aren't ALL birds complicated in one way or another?

Aren't ALL birds complicated in one way or another?

 

 

Aren't ALL birds complicated in one way or another?

 

 

Yes.

And that's why you gents love and adore us!

Yes.

And that's why you gents love and adore us!

 

Noted Carrie hasn't bothered sorting her chelsea buns out.

Yes.

And that's why you gents love and adore us!

 

I think you'll find that if it wasn't for hairy backs/b?llocks we'd all live with men

I think you'll find that if it wasn't for hairy backs/b?llocks we'd all live with men

 

Eating rubbish food whilst wearing unironed shirts & 5 day old grundys.

Eating rubbish food whilst wearing unironed shirts & 5 day old grundys.

 

I was thinking more, 10 days old turned inside out bills

Eating rubbish food whilst wearing unironed shirts & 5 day old grundys.

 

 

Not heard that in ages! raised a smile that did

Aren't ALL birds complicated in one way or another?

Have no fear, NB and I shall translate for you.

Unless you're dating a complete airhead in which case neither of us will understand how she thinks!

Eating rubbish food whilst wearing unironed shirts & 5 day old grundys.

 

I think after a certain amount of days ( 10-in Widnes's case) they then resort to going commando and trapping their bits in their zips.

FWIW, i would've spelt it as grundies.

Maybe its a common thing!

Eating rubbish food whilst wearing unironed shirts & 5 day old grundys.

 

Eeh, happy days. It takes me back.

Aren't ALL birds complicated in one way or another?

 

A study conducted by Cambridge University's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

 

For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his eye whilst his hair is on fire.

 

No further studies are expected at this time.