I said I would

 

What's the worst pubic accident you've ever had?

 

The pain this caused was fairly extreme but I have a hunch it can be bettered by the good deviants in these waters.

veet for men on me nackers. burns like fuck

Edited January 30, 200917 yr by Big E

In a previous job I had to go in to the office on a sunday. There's no one in but me so I did what any other normal person would do when a photocopier is left standing idle. I didn't realy think it through because it was one of them slideing ones. Anyhow part of my two veg got caught on the first slide. Needless to say I didn't hang around for the return journey

All im going to say is dryness, and snapped banjo.

 

 

And you thought men didnt have periods!

 

I blead for the full 5 days.

 

ringer = getting in the spirit

Edited January 30, 200917 yr by ringer

All im going to say is dryness, and snapped banjo.

 

 

And you thought men didnt have periods!

 

I blead for the full 5 days.

 

ringer = getting in the spirit

 

 

ah didnt read the title proper, not really pubes but same area.

All im going to say is dryness, and snapped banjo.

 

 

And you thought men didnt have periods!

 

I blead for the full 5 days.

 

ringer = getting in the spirit

 

 

Now that hurts

 

But the shock is far far worse than the pain

 

Daren't get a lob on for weeks

 

Fuckin orrible experience

Now that hurts

 

But the shock is far far worse than the pain

 

Daren't get a lob on for weeks

 

Fuckin orrible experience

 

 

your not lieing

I blead for the full 5 days.

You want to try it every month you soft b?stards!

I snapped me cock once

 

You'll have to PM me for full details as even I have limits in public.

I snapped me cock once

 

You'll have to PM me for full details as even I have limits in public.

 

 

poof

 

i was public ! Bring it on!

poof

 

i was public ! Bring it on!

What I find particulalry uncomfortable is when your shaven pubes start growing back and they are short and spikey; they get stuck in your pants and its like having pins and needles down there to the point where you have a dose when you try and releive the itch.

 

smiffs

slightly pissed and will be embarrassed in the morning.

Volunteered to have them waxed so my ex-girlfriend could practice her technique. Felt like she was trying to examine my testicles by removing my skin, layer by layer. My skin was completely numb around the groin for about 2 weeks.

Volunteered to have them waxed so my ex-girlfriend could practice her technique. Felt like she was trying to examine my testicles by removing my skin, layer by layer. My skin was completely numb around the groin for about 2 weeks.

 

christ i hope it was worth it!!!

christ i hope it was worth it!!!

 

Nope. It was the beginning of the end of that relationship.

What I find particulalry uncomfortable is when your shaven pubes start growing back and they are short and spikey; they get stuck in your pants and its like having pins and needles down there to the point where you have a dose when you try and releive the itch.

 

smiffs

slightly pissed and will be embarrassed in the morning.

 

 

Best way to cure that is keep your bollocks shaved, if you leave it a couple of days they itch like fuck!

Volunteered to have them waxed so my ex-girlfriend could practice her technique. Felt like she was trying to examine my testicles by removing my skin, layer by layer. My skin was completely numb around the groin for about 2 weeks.

She must've hated you or been inept at waxing. It shouldn't hurt apart from when you're actually having it done.

Volunteered to have them waxed so my ex-girlfriend could practice her technique. Felt like she was trying to examine my testicles by removing my skin, layer by layer. My skin was completely numb around the groin for about 2 weeks.

 

Thank God you've got a normal bird now

all this male waxing/shaving lark is just not on. since when did any man, and i'm especially surprised with smiffs, give a flying about the tuther half when the bedroom light goes off ?

Edited January 31, 200917 yr by Man_Walking_Dog

She must've hated you or been inept at waxing. It shouldn't hurt apart from when you're actually having it done.

 

Like most women, she was inept at everything apart from cleaning and nagging.

To be honest, I find it cleaner in a strange kind of way.

 

And just like we dont like a nose full of carpet, neither do a lot of wimmin.

To be honest, I find it cleaner in a strange kind of way.

 

And just like we dont like a nose full of carpet, neither do a lot of wimmin.

+IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT AN EXTRA INCH DOWN THERE

Which is always useful.

Like most women, she was inept at everything apart from cleaning and nagging.

Well as I am very good at waxing. I'm not offering like but JSL.

Hanyhoo. Smiffs makes a good point about blokes expecting wimmin to make the effort so why not men.

To be groomed (in a bloke because I'm hetro) man is a very attractive/sexy trait!

 

 

P.S. I'm rubbish at cleaning but then again I live in 21st century!

Edited January 31, 200917 yr by no balls

So you can't wash or iron, but you've got a clean minge?