Only lived here 5 yrs i am a halliwell rd boy through & through Bolton is my team.

Sorry if i piss widnes of no harm intended never will be.

 

You're such a bedwetter

Only lived here 5 yrs i am a halliwell rd boy through & through Bolton is my team.

Sorry if i piss widnes of no harm intended never will be.

OK fair enough

 

No harm taken but you are a idiot, admit to me that you are a simpleon and I promise not to be aggressive towards you

OK fair enough

 

No harm taken but you are a idiot, admit to me that you are a simpleon and I promise not to be aggressive towards you

 

Explain yourself Widnes.

 

I have visions of you going to bed with cocoa in Postman Pat pyjamas and I'm most unsettled.

OK fair enough

 

No harm taken but you are a idiot, admit to me that you are a simpleon and I promise not to be aggressive towards you

Widnes i may not be perfect that's all i can say,

Never any harm meant even thought Ive done nothing.

(I promise not to be aggressive towards you) That's never bothered me after being in business for 19yrs.

Been there got the T shirts.

Widnes i may not be perfect that's all i can say,

Never any harm meant even thought Ive done nothing.

(I promise not to be aggressive towards you) That's never bothered me after being in business for 19yrs.

Been there got the T shirts.

 

I bet you have a sign in your office/tractor that says "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" don't you Colin?

Explain yourself Widnes.

 

I have visions of you going to bed with cocoa in Postman Pat pyjamas and I'm most unsettled.

Get a life and stop shit stiring you sado.

Get a life and stop shit stiring you sado.

 

Go to bed, get an early night.

 

Those apples won't scrump themselves.

Go to bed, get an early night.

 

Those apples won't scrump themselves.

Is it your time of the month again that came round quick.

Widnes i may not be perfect that's all i can say,

Never any harm meant even thought Ive done nothing.

(I promise not to be aggressive towards you) That's never bothered me after being in business for 19yrs.

Been there got the T shirts.

 

I don't have violent thoughts very often but I think bad things when I think about you

 

Having said that you will either tell me you are a halfwit or I will take you to pieces

 

My hammer is quiet

I don't have violent thoughts very often but I think bad things when I think about you

 

Having said that you will either tell me you are a halfwit or I will take you to pieces

 

My hammer is quiet

 

Widnes, there is some people you just cannot reason with!!!

I don't have violent thoughts very often but I think bad things when I think about you

 

Having said that you will either tell me you are a halfwit or I will take you to pieces

 

My hammer is quiet

Is that a threat

Is that a threat

 

Yes

 

So are you going to admit to being a simpleton or am I taking your head off?

And I admit, I cried

 

No woman, no cry

 

(Did you see what I did there, did you??)

I'm convinced Uncle Widnes is going through the change.

 

I blame it on the current uncertainty surrounding his job and the fact he's watching far too much daytime TV.

 

Widders, turn the bloody telly off and let's get the Knights Templar back in business!

 

I'm convinced Uncle Widnes is going through the change.

 

I blame it on the current uncertainty surrounding his job and the fact he's watching far too much daytime TV.

 

Widders, turn the bloody telly off and let's get the Knights Templar back in business!

 

That Kyle program is funny, i watch it sometimes having lunch.

That Kyle program is funny, i watch it sometimes having lunch.

 

It's adictive, I'll give you that, but it's not funny. It's a sad indictment on our society. We pay the "wages" of sponging plankton on that show!

It's adictive, I'll give you that, but it's not funny. It's a sad indictment on our society. We pay the "wages" of sponging plankton on that show!

Funny may have been the wrong Fraze sad may be more appropriate.

Funny may have been the wrong Fraze sad may be more appropriate.

 

 

I knew that as soon as I said that I'd decided to find your particular brand of fcukwittery charming that you'd do summat like that. WTF?

Edited March 22, 200917 yr by bolty58

I knew that as soon as I said that I'd decided to find your particular brand of fcukwittery charming that you'd do summat like that. WTF?

stop dissin devon

I was right, u r on his case

stop dissin devon

I was right, u r on his case

 

Textspeak is a feeble bait young man

stop dissin devon

I was right, u r on his case

 

You can have a go at Devon, but don't Diss Norfolk.

Marley and Me - restored my faith in Jen. Looked fit as fook!

It was my youngest 10th birthday yesterday and mothers day and we all went to watch it, me, maude, my 66 year old mum my 15 year old son and the birthday boy and we all cried like babies, i think we've scared our youngest for life, he was still upset at 9 o'clock last night. You could hear sobing all over the spot.

As we came out i put my arm around our youngest as we all dried our eyes and said "isn't this the best birthday ever"

 

BTW i agree with Smiley, Jen is still FAF even when she's preggers

Family full of soft-arses?

Family full of soft-arses?

 

Go and watch it i dare you