Secretly, wimmin love us using such derogatory terminology whilst they let us enter the holiest of hole.

 

It makes them feel wanted.

Tonking.

Gettin 'Ont Job'

 

Kicking the back doors in

 

Through 'The Tradesmans Entrance'

 

'Giz a gobble'

Edited May 20, 200917 yr by Breightmet Boy

At cricket on Saturday one of the younger lads had brought his new girlfriend with him and one of the senior players casually asked him if he had fingered her yet, thats a term ive not heard for years

At cricket on Saturday one of the younger lads had brought his new girlfriend with him and one of the senior players casually asked him if he had fingered her yet, thats a term ive not heard for years

 

Had he?

Had he?

 

He used the phrase kit kat

A good seeing to

A game of 'hide the Sausage'.

A good seeing to

 

 

A good seeing to

 

Do keep up, BD!

Rooting

 

Piping

plugging in my main cable and giving her some of my direct current!

Do keep up, BD!

Sexual relations

At cricket on Saturday one of the younger lads had brought his new girlfriend with him and one of the senior players casually asked him if he had fingered her yet, thats a term ive not heard for years

 

When you hear these young uns these days talk it sounds like this practice is dying out. I blame much of the porn on show these days. Girls don't really want a prolapse for their 30th birthday, boys! Anyway, back to fingering, I think skills like this should be passed down from Father to Son (so to speak).

Sexual relations

 

 

That'd be brother and sister in Blackburn and Burnley.

Bedroom Gymnastics.

Horizontal Tango

 

Floating the pork

 

Sinking the tadger

Horizontal Tango

Floating the pork

 

Sinking the tadger

When you hear these young uns these days talk it sounds like this practice is dying out. I blame much of the porn on show these days. Girls don't really want a prolapse for their 30th birthday, boys! Anyway, back to fingering, I think skills like this should be passed down from Father to Son (so to speak).

 

Indeed but there are differences to what some fellas deem as successful fingering to what the ladies deem successful pokerage, what if the father passes downthe wrong skills

Indeed but there are differences to what some fellas deem as successful fingering to what the ladies deem successful pokerage, what if the father passes downthe wrong skills

Good point. Maybe those skilled in the art could go into schools and teach good practice. Sounds much better than these frigging homecare classes or whatever they call them that teach little slags how to care for the kid they'll surely spew out before they're 16!

Good point. Maybe those skilled in the art could go into schools and teach good practice. Sounds much better than these frigging homecare classes or whatever they call them that teach little slags how to care for the kid they'll surely spew out before they're 16!

 

 

N.V.Q.'S in fingerskills and foreplay

N.V.Q.'S in fingerskills and foreplay

 

Sounds like a decent life skill to me!

Tupping

Tupping

 

you into the rough stuff are you B C G?

Edited May 20, 200917 yr by hughesy

a bit of "Rumpy Pumpy"

Rippin back out of it

 

I like to hang out that,

 

throw one up