Posted on here about me girl losing her dog having to be put down few months ago. A visit to the pub on Friday night, we see a dog tied up with clothes line, tethered to the beer celler grill. We found out the girl who owns the dog in the pub, pissed out of her head, says you can have her. Took the dog back home, give it a good feed, a wash, and the next day, a day on the beach. Knowing my luck it will chew me fucking house up.

Make sure that girl doesn't ask for it back!

Posted on here about me girl losing her dog having to be put down few months ago. A visit to the pub on Friday night, we see a dog tied up with clothes line, tethered to the beer celler grill. We found out the girl who owns the dog in the pub, pissed out of her head, says you can have her. Took the dog back home, give it a good feed, a wash, and the next day, a day on the beach. Knowing my luck it will chew me fucking house up.

 

 

What is it?

Are you not fucking listening? It's a dog you pillock!

What is it?

 

 

a dog thicko

a dog thicko

Fastest finger first!

Its a four year old border collie bitch, hungriest dog ive ever come across, but a great temper, with people. Going to train it to attack Pikeys on my doorstep.

Better to use the word temprament. Temper, when talking dogs, sends out the wrong signals.

Its a four year old border collie bitch, hungriest dog ive ever come across, but a great temper, with people. Going to train it to attack Pikeys on my doorstep.

 

They take some walking too.

 

More energy than Ben Johnson before the gun.

On Biggar Bank sands yesterday, it run the legs off me, but its a cracking dog,all it needed was some care. It just shows how a neglected dog who had shit owners can be sorted.

Are you not fucking listening? It's a dog you pillock!

I thought he ment some bird was tide up outside and he took that home

God bless you Leyth White. That's a lovely thing to do. I'm sure it'll repay your kindness.

God bless you Leyth White. That's a lovely thing to do. I'm sure it'll repay your kindness.

 

 

By sh?tting all over your house.

 

You might have guessed but I'm no fan of pets

Edited September 28, 200916 yr by mickbrown

Should have reported them to RSPCA!

By sh?tting all over your house.

 

You might have guessed but I'm no fan of pets

 

 

I don't like children, but I like to think each to their own rather than wish ill of them.

Plus mine hasn't done any muck in the house since she was 10 weeks old. Can you say that for children?

Edited September 28, 200916 yr by no balls

I don't like children, but I like to think each to their own rather than wish ill of them.

Plus mine hasn't done any muck in the house since she was 10 weeks old. Can you say that for children?

 

 

Rule one of my house - if you haven't got opposable thumbs and the ability to wipe you own arse, you ain't coming in.

 

I've had to amend that rule slightly, with kids appearing, so if you have a responsible adult who'll wipe your arse for you then I'll grant you access.

Its a four year old border collie bitch, hungriest dog ive ever come across, but a great temper, with people. Going to train it to attack Pikeys on my doorstep.

I have got two male border collie dogs, they are great, do need quiet alot of walking but if you give it a good run and knacker it out it will sleep all evening. (they are very protective so make good guard dogs aswell suprisingly)

Got a puppy t'other week he is belting

I have a woodlouse, called, imaginatively....Woody.

vermin the lot of them

Thing is, I have always hated dogs. Sorry but they stink, I mean properly fucking stink to high heaven! Whenever I was a kid I used to like visiting friends and family apart from when they had dogs because either their houses stank or their dogs were little yappy shits that kept jumping up at you all the time; annoying little shits.

 

That said, I no longer have a sense of smell due to polyps of something so I am starting to warm to the silly fuckers. Still, I work away a lot so it's out of the question plus they need lots of walks and I refuse to pick up shit every time we go out the door!

Thing is, I have always hated dogs. Sorry but they stink, I mean properly fucking stink to high heaven!

 

Nope, thats owners who dont bathe their dogs regularly, feed them smelly shite, dont groom them,dont clean their teeth and dont give them breathe fresheners. You'd stink if you bathed every few months and ate cheap smelly dog food and didnt brush your teeth too!

Nope, thats owners who dont bathe their dogs regularly, feed them smelly shite, dont groom them,dont clean their teeth and dont give them breathe fresheners. You'd stink if you bathed every few months and ate cheap smelly dog food and didnt brush your teeth too!

 

 

Sounds like OAP's.

Nope, thats owners who dont bathe their dogs regularly, feed them smelly shite, dont groom them,dont clean their teeth and dont give them breathe fresheners. You'd stink if you bathed every few months and ate cheap smelly dog food and didnt brush your teeth too!

 

Fair point well made!