no balls Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Going for a piss after a bonk, and your knob is out of shape, you end up urinating everywhere apart from the piss pot. I'll say it again. Sit down piss! It's not like any of you dirty basards clean it up, do you? Bloody animals, the lot of you! Oh and soft close toilet seats, they were invented so you don't have to pissfart around, so please use them! Rant over! P.S. Not you personally, LW, so no offence like as you've never pissed in my pot.
leigh white Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I'll say it again. Sit down piss! It's not like any of you dirty basards clean it up, do you? Bloody animals, the lot of you! Oh and soft close toilet seats, they were invented so you don't have to pissfart around, so please use them! Rant over! P.S. Not you personally, LW, so no offence like as you've never pissed in my pot. No offence taken NB, i do have good toilet manners, i light a fag up, pinch me wenches specks, and have good read of the encyclopedia brittanicas from her book shelf, and study over what happened in Cuba in 62.
DirtySanchez Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I'll say it again. Sit down piss! It's not like any of you dirty basards clean it up, do you? Bloody animals, the lot of you! Oh and soft close toilet seats, they were invented so you don't have to pissfart around, so please use them! Rant over! P.S. Not you personally, LW, so no offence like as you've never pissed in my pot. Now I was reading the free magazine that you get on virgin trains on a journey the other day. The mag had a feature about people who had been on dragon's den and got some funding and a bit of where are they now. Now one was a device that allowed women to piss standing up. It got the funding despite looking like a glorified funnel. So on the journey, I thought for a few minutes, what woman in their right mind would seriously buy something like this.
Smiffs Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Going for a piss after a bonk, and your knob is out of shape, you end up urinating everywhere apart from the piss pot. Fuckin hell Mick, what are you shagging?
no balls Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Now I was reading the free magazine that you get on virgin trains on a journey the other day. The mag had a feature about people who had been on dragon's den and got some funding and a bit of where are they now. Now one was a device that allowed women to piss standing up. It got the funding despite looking like a glorified funnel. So on the journey, I thought for a few minutes, what woman in their right mind would seriously buy something like this. One who doesn't want to have a sit down piss on a virgin train or any public toilet.
no balls Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Do you not end up pissing on your hand? I haven't a clue as I'm lucky enough to have perfected the art of hovering.
Traf Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 I haven't a clue as I'm lucky enough to have perfected the art of hovering. Dyson or Vax?
DirtySanchez Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 One who doesn't want to have a sit down piss on a virgin train or any public toilet. Granted the article didn't quite explain wth those drawings. So I can understand the explanantion. Still looks like a glorified funnel though.
leigh white Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Fuckin hell Mick, what are you shagging? A cross-bred Cumbrian- N Lancs hill billy, who has a quite cute face.
White on Tyne Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Well now that wimmin have learnt to piss like blokes with the she wee maybe for their next trick they can learn to drive like blokes too.
no balls Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Well now that wimmin have learnt to piss like blokes with the she wee maybe for their next trick they can learn to drive like blokes too. You mean like an aggressive cockend who thinks the size of his alloys or engine will make up for his lacking in the pants department? FTR, I agree wimmin can be shite drivers but get yourself on the road during the day & there's a fair few doddering owd blokes too who need putting out of their misery.
White on Tyne Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 You mean like an aggressive cockend who thinks the size of his alloys or engine will make up for his lacking in the pants department? FTR, I agree wimmin can be shite drivers but get yourself on the road during the day & there's a fair few doddering owd blokes too who need putting out of their misery. Can I claim my first WW bite?
no balls Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Can I claim my first WW bite? No. You'll not need to ask if I've bitten.
Traf Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Can I claim my first WW bite? Cherry popped, well done. But next time, pick a more difficult target. Getting NB (Or any of the WW girls) to bite is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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