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Bloke In Bury Chucking Animal Jizz At Girls

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I wonder if they have identified the supspect from the following description

 

In each incident, the offender was described as being a white man, aged between 25 and 35 and was carrying a bag

What animal is it? That's the big question. And where did he get it from?

 

Then exactly what crime has he committed?

 

My money is on George.

Ha, excellent. How completely surreal. Where does he get his gear from? A farm? Procured from a household pet? Imported from Taiwan? He probably thinks he's carrying out the Lord's work. I thought he was going to look a lot more like Limahl than he does, however.

What animal is it? That's the big question. And where did he get it from?

 

Then exactly what crime has he committed?

 

My money is on George.

Maybe a frustrated vet worker, got it from a ginger pussy.

As for the crime-beasteality?- he's got to get the stuff first!

Maybe a frustrated vet worker, got it from a ginger pussy.

As for the crime-beasteality?- he's got to get the stuff first!

 

Wanking off turkeys isn't illegal, that Jeremy Sprake did it on TV. He also "accidently" sucked a load up through the syphon.

Wanking off turkeys isn't illegal, that Jeremy Sprake did it on TV. He also "accidently" sucked a load up through the syphon.

I'm sure I remember watching Jackass and seeing one of them pleasuring a horse (like they do on stud farms) then having a good old swig

I'm sure I remember watching Jackass and seeing one of them pleasuring a horse (like they do on stud farms) then having a good old swig

 

isn't that your animal farm bluey?? :D

'He is not necessarily connected to all of the incidents but we would like to speak to him as part of our inquiries'

 

Jesus! You mean there's a team of them?

thats a good pic they got of him, they aint usually that good. You'd of thought he

 

would of shot-off earlier......

 

 

 

 

Wheres my coat :whistle:

"When she got home, she noticed a sticky liquid on her tights.

 

The substance was analysed by police and later identified as animal semen."

 

 

Doesn't explain how the took the big decision to call the cops. You can't go to your dad and say it tastes like spunk.

 

 

Ha, excellent. How completely surreal. Where does he get his gear from? A farm? Procured from a household pet? Imported from Taiwan? He probably thinks he's carrying out the Lord's work. I thought he was going to look a lot more like Limahl than he does, however.

 

Very good :D

How bizzare.

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