Right I've actually been awake a couple of hours now, so I may have forgotten parts of this dream I had last night, dreams are very easily forgotten, anyway I was having this dream and well I've been wondering what would happen in real life.

 

Right this next part is all dream talk, I'll let you know when it's real life again, I'm not the best story writer to be honest so bare with me.

 

Right[dream talk] I was in my bed asleep[asleep dreaming of being asleep] OK and I was just asleep and suddenly I heard this noise outside, I shot out of bed[not in real life, in the dream] and looked out my window, I see 2 men like people/alien with 2 big machete/sword like red glowing things, but not like lightsabers. So strangely I had a baseball bat under my bed, which I don't in real life, and I hear foot steps coming up stairs, My door opens with the thing making loud noises, I'm behind my door, my room is completely different though, It had loads of different stuff that I don't have in real life. Anyway back on story telling, the thing rushed in and swings the door really hard, right in to my face and I fall down, I look up and this thing looks at me saying I'm gonna die with this red glowing sword in his hand.

 

I can't remember everything like but I quickly got up and drop-kicked him in the head, I think I dreamt this because I watched the karate kid trailer earlier in day, sometimes things like that happen, I think it's a bit like when you watch a sport on TV and you want to do that sport yourself for some fun. Getting back to this dream, the guy completely gets knocked out, and I get the sword thing and chop his body in half whilst he's face down on my floor.

 

So that's one guy down, and I begin to investigate the body and he's like some alien creature, because he had only one eye and had 3 arms, but I didn't stay long because there was still one of these things left in my house, I'm not sure if I was home alone or nought 'cos my dream only had one camera/one view and that was me and the area I was in, so I try to get this guys weapon but it dissolved in the guys body, no doubt it probably healed him but he was still out cold, my dream didn't show if it still had a pulse.

 

Already this has taken longer than I imagined but I might as-well finish it whilst I'm here, right so I got my baseball bat, and went downstairs, in real life I have a dog, but in my dream I didn't, maybe she was killed and my dream didn't show it. So I get my baseball bat, I couldn't tell what my emotion was like, I would say a little scared, in-fact if this happened in real life I think I might have died of kidney failure or summat from the fright. I goes outside, nothing, where was this other thing, I was opening doors, and doors kept on opening, a bit like a never-ending tunnel full of doors, all different colours, crazy I tell thee. I get to what looks like an abandoned cell with a broken entrance and water dripping, I look for a light switch, couldn't find one, but out of know where my baseball bat started to light up, the room was clear, and to my horror the other thing is in the corner, with it's red glowing sword like weapon flashing, this man like thing was eating what looked like a rotten carcass of some animal, probably a sheep or a cow I guess, anyway the weapon turned blue and it got up and chased me, but it was too fast, I swung the bat at him, but missed, I slipped on the dripping water and it came above me, with blood round it's mouth and it lifted it's weapon high and he tried to kill me, I roll out of the way breaking is leg in half, it must have been made out of some liquid form that was just strong enough to let him walk but not have impact on it, probably not one of the high models of these alien like things in the planet were they came from. So he's on the floor and I am, I grab is sword, and he dives at me, I put the sword right through his chest, and then behead him and run away holding his head back through the doors.

 

I can't remember the rest, but I do remember waking up to me in the middle of playing croc on the playstation, I don't know why I was dreaming about that, not played it in years.

 

So my question is, if this was real life, and say the alien things were real men, and they came and attacked me but I killed them both, would I have got done by the police and go to jail? it was self defence. But is it a crime? Don't worry my dream isn't what's really happened, it's not one of those situations like when you say to a girl, hi, my friend likes you blah blah blah, but secretly in school boy mode you are asking for yourself. Maybe I will have a sequel to my dream and find out what happens.

 

 

Also whilst on subject, does anyone else do this what I'm gonna tell you, I have a shelf that holds my PS3, games and DVDs, plug sockets and wires behind them, the shelf is under my TV which is at the end of my bed, anyways, as there's a bit of weight on the shelf we have brackets on the wall and a pole on near the end to give it more stability, it's out of way so it's fine, but in a dream on more than one occasion, I've kicked out in my dream and knocked the pole down and everything falls down and it can pretty scary for a second, I was having a dream where I was playing football and I was on the floor and the ball came towards my foot and as I went to kick the ball in my dream, in real life my foot kicked out and knocked the pole down.

 

It's got the point that I don't use the pole any more, it was only there for a while whilst we got a proper thing to give the shelf more strength.

 

Hopefully I ain't sent you into dreamland whilst you read my post

Edited July 29, 201016 yr by DidledeeBwfc

hands up if youve just clicked this thread in haste then thought 'fuck that' and closed it again?

 

hands up if youve just clicked this thread in haste then thought 'fuck that' and closed it again?

 

 

Yep..

Me, I looked at it and thought 'fuck it i aint reading that'.

Message to self;

 

"DO NOT OPEN ANY THREAD STARTED BY DIDDLES"

 

Absolute f?ckin barnpot, I really do despair

Well you could always tell us about dreams you've had. I'm interested to know what would happen in real life in the situation. Obviously not same characters but the consequences, I killed 2 men alien things but it was self defence, i don't want a continuos dream were I find out if I get in trouble, maybe I'll be sent to their planet and be interrogated and be sent on trial, I've seen the film conemen and that big monster thing, I would say the things in my dreams looked like the dog/man in the end of the fly 2 when they died, it's all hypothetical but dreams are good when you really think you're in the place.

Edited July 29, 201016 yr by DidledeeBwfc

Me, I looked at it and thought 'fuck it i aint reading that'.

Me to, it's far too long.

 

Diddles, maybe instead of typing out "War And Peace" you might be as well just concentrating on the saliant points - believe me, nobody has the time to read a post that long

So my question is, if this was real life, and say the alien things were real men, and they came and attacked me but I killed them both, would I have got done by the police and go to jail? it was self defence. But is it a crime? Don't worry my dream isn't what's really happened,

 

 

Absolute plantpot

Me to, it's far too long.

 

Diddles, maybe instead of typing out "War And Peace" you might be as well just concentrating on the saliant points - believe me, nobody has the time to read a post that long

 

I understand, I just had it on my mind and thought I'd be best of telling it as it happened from what I can remember, dreams are hard to get back into when you wake up, infact it's impossible I think. Still feel there's other parts to be known though, so as I can't get back into the dream I thought I would share and see what people think.

Edited July 29, 201016 yr by DidledeeBwfc

my head hurts...

if only this thread was a dream.

I dream about nailing loads of birds.

Well you could always tell us about dreams you've had. I'm interested to know what would happen in real life in the situation. Obviously not same characters but the consequences, I killed 2 men Alien3 things but it was self defence, i don't want a continuos dream were I find out if I get in trouble, maybe I'll be sent to their planet and be interrogated and be sent on trial, I've seen the film conemen and that big monster thing, I would say the things in my dreams looked like the dog/man in the end of the fly 2 when they died, it's all hypothetical but dreams are good when you really think you're in the place.

 

You've not killed me off,i'm still here

Nobody gives a fuck about your dream. It's a fucking dream.

I was asking a question and felt I had to share the dream for it too be answered, you come across as really grumpy cheese, you may have a counter point and say I come across as childish, but out of curiosity I asked people.

Edited July 29, 201016 yr by DidledeeBwfc

diddles were you at the oldham game last night?

 

not in your dream, in real life?

diddles were you at the oldham game last night?

 

not in your dream, in real life?

 

No mate, I feel sorry for you for going though

Proper dreams are about shagging top notch wimmin you have no chance of doing in reality, waking up next morning with a belly button full of jiz, then not being able to remember how the said jiz got there

Diddles, Have you ever dreamt or had voices in your head telling you to kill people??

Proper dreams are about shagging top notch wimmin you have no chance of doing in reality, waking up next morning with a belly button full of jiz, then not being able to remember how the said jiz got there

your own jiz or somebody elses?

No mate, I feel sorry for you for going though ::

 

well shit me,i could of sworn i seen you there, never seen you to know what you look like but there was a simpleton with LCY on his bolton shirt there last night and i put two and two together if you catch my drift.

 

Just banter.

Diddles, could you not have opened a thread and asked a question . . .

 

What would happen if your house was broken into and two people came in to your bedroom, woke you up and you got up and hit them so hard you killed them?

 

That way you avoid the whole piss-taking thing and still get the answer to the question.

 

Just a suggestion.

Diddles some good advice. Instead of staying in bed until 9.30 every morning and then writing a load of drivel on a computer website, don't you think you would be better off trying to get a job.

Biff's right.

There is nothing worse than some cunt tellin' you about a dream they had the night before. Especially women!