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Gmp On Twitter

GMP are highlighting the incidents they deal with over 24-hours.

 

There's some pretty fucking random stuff they get calls for, for example:

 

"Call 466 complaint from member of the public that builders have turned up to complete work two months late in Bolton "

 

http://twitter.com/#!/gmp24_1

 

http://twitter.com/#!/gmp24_2

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The builders have just turned up, seems they had a wrong number for me.

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i really dont get twitter pardon.gif

Call 412 report of woman ringing police asking for help to sue benefits agency as she has no money #gmp24

Look at the state of the 'Tweets' on this one, bit more detailed than the link above :blink:

 

 

http://twitter.com/gmpolice

Call 543 suspicious smell at address in Bolton #gmp24.

Call 544 report of confused man attending police station in South Manchester #gmp24

Call 510 complaint about homeless people in Wigan #gmp24

 

Brilliant

I had BBC1 on in the background this morning whilst getting ready for work and I'm sure I heard them say that one of the calls was about a horse roaming the streets in Atherton.

Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman #gmp24

 

Goes to show that the public is thick, calling the police over trivial matters, waste of time!

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people always come out with the line "why don't the police go out and catch real criminals"

 

seems the general public aren't sure what one of them actually is:

 

Call 795 - Report of man not walking a dog in popular dog walking spot

Call 801 - Off to Subway, back in an hour or so

 

Call 872 - out of doughnuts

 

Call 944 - just fulfilled daily quota for beating up darkies

 

Call 977 - Sold book of dealer to gangster, clocking off.

its all a scam.

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Surely the objective now for not rights everywhere is to get them to post their calls 2 mins later

 

"Call 902 - Man singing Lee Chung Yong song in high pitched voice"

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Surely the objective now for not rights everywhere is to get them to post their calls 2 mins later

 

"Call 902 - Man singing Lee Chung Yong song in high pitched voice"

 

That was on twatter

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its all a scam.

 

who told you that?

 

I know who the bloke is who's been working on this for them

call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton

 

:rofl:

 

 

 

 

Call 944 - just fulfilled daily quota for beating up darkies

 

 

Wasn't Constable Savage was it?

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Call 18 Car stopped for speeding at 156mph. Turned out to be a fellow officer. Move along, nothing to see here

Call 987 - Rodney King is getting beaten up in Halliwell

Call 384 report of man holding baby over bridge - police immediately attended and it was man carrying dog that doesn't like bridges #gmp24

Call 392 was 'Loose cows in Atherton'. There was another one about 'Suspicious man in Salford.' Good luck picking that fella out

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