Katie Price asked her Son Harvey, what he'd like to be when he grows up? He answered, "a teacher Mummy" Katie said to him, "don't be so fucking daft, you can't control the two fucking pupils you've got now.

The Japenese 2012 Olympic wind surfing sqaud must be keen, they've just arrived in fucking Dover!

 

 

Too soon?

Too late

 

Its murder on the dancefloor

Ahhh sebd' once more!!

Ahhh sebd' once more!!

you're on a roll at the moment cockers

.....

Edited March 11, 201115 yr by bwfcdan

Ellen Macarthur is said to be gutted after her round the world yachting record was broken today, by a japanese waiter on a coffee table !

I got sent this so called gag earlier, I found it sickening

 

My Asian Optician has died. Asif Eye Care...

Edited March 12, 201115 yr by Breightmet Boy

A robber brandishing a sawn off shotgun bursts into a bank in Glasgow and yells "Give me all the money, NOW."

 

A brave customer runs over and rips his mask off his face and says, "You can?t rob the bank now I've seen your face".

 

The robber shoots him dead.

 

"Anyone else see my face?" he yells. After a moments silence a wee voice from the back says "I think that c*** in the Celtic top had a right good look."

Can I ask that we quit with all the Japanese earthquake jokes?. Not only are they in bad taste, I've just found out we have lost a family friend in the tsunami.

 

RIP Soe Kin Wet.

Can I ask that we quit with all the Japanese earthquake jokes?. Not only are they in bad taste, I've just found out we have lost a family friend in the tsunami.

 

RIP Soe Kin Wet.

 

 

As Japanese a name as Albert Tatlock

And your point is?

I never said he was japanese anyway. He was a Chinaman living in Japan.

Besides which, if someone told you the joke about a horse giving advice when a car broke down you wouldn't come on here saying it can't be true because horses can't talk.

I was going to give a load of cash to the Japan appeal, but then after watching all the footage, I tought fook that, they are all loaded, some of them have 2 or 3 boats each in their gardens.

Edited March 17, 201115 yr by Pablo

Ney can't be a horse giving car advice, unless it was the Hay Hay.

 

Coat on.

Besides which, if someone told you the joke about a horse giving advice when a car broke down you wouldn't come on here saying it can't be true because horses can't talk.

 

 

Douse thisen with thy fire hose and cool down, Welliphant. Touchy

Too easy Skip.

Besides which, if someone told you the joke about a horse giving advice when a car broke down you wouldn't come on here saying it can't be true because horses can't talk.

 

Talk to Mr Ed!

Or Camilla

Too easy Skip.

 

Not sure who you were talking to there pal but, on his behalf, the fact you saw fit to post twice, consecutively, suggests that you were the one wound up

Rescurers in Japan have called in Elton John, George Michael and Graham Norton to help search through the rubble for injured victims. Their work could prove to be invaluable as they are experts in seeing Japs Eyes covered in shit!

 

This has to be a joke.

 

This has to be a joke.

 

 

 

Diddles beat ya

 

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/64995-balotelli/

Diddles beat ya

 

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/64995-balotelli/

 

Apologies didn't see it.

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the

door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old

red Massey Ferguson tractor /farming machine.

 

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off

first his right welly boot, followed by the left.

 

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move

lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over

his corduroy trousers.

 

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his

tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat

cap onto a pile of hay.

 

"What the hell are you doing Mick?" says Paddy

 

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the life out of me,' says an

obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some

trouble lately in the bedroom department, the therapist suggested I do

something sexy to a tractor".