im assuming that means how wide is your ass... and its not very wide ::

 

It's arse you mongalong

 

Unless your posting from California then I'll let you off

It's arse you mongalong

 

Unless your posting from California then I'll let you off

 

SINCERE APOLOGISES (yes i know its spelt wrong)

Move over lads....

 

 

You're no competition son, you know as well as everyone else that I'm the real ron jeremy of this site. Ask Nina

Does this mean we'll have to go tag teaming again then?

 

 

 

Does this mean we'll have to go tag teaming again then?

 

 

 

Go on then

Does this mean we'll have to go sumo tag teaming again then?

 

Athy , do you still need viagra to get decent wood?

 

Must be a fucker for folk your age.

 

Never NEEDED it, experimented with it many times, you young 'uns haven't got a clue

Fuck off.

 

You peak at my age grandad, at your age its pointing to your fuckin toes!!

I would love to turn the clock back 40 years, but have the same sex drive i have now.

Thats the thing Mick, twice the energy but not a fucking clue what to do with it

 

Hey, that lass I saw you with in Barrow last Saturday, slim, nice arse, short brown hair, proper milf.

 

Is that yours?

 

I would love to turn the clock back 40 years, but have the same sex drive i have now.

 

 

You have a good point the Leyther. The older one gets, well, yes you have a good point.

Thats the thing Mick, twice the energy but not a fucking clue what to do with it

 

Hey, that lass I saw you with in Barrow last Saturday, slim, nice arse, short brown hair, proper milf.

 

Is that yours?

 

No fraid not, just having a natter with her, besides i had my girlfriends brother with me all the match. Not a bad place though for totty, must pay more visits this season to Craven Park.

I noticed there was a fair bit of gash there!!

 

Might have to have a night up there with you.

 

So that lass you were with.........

Its such a close knit town, if you flopped your knob out on the terraces for a piss, your Maud would know about it by the time you got back home.

Good job I dont live in Barrow!

Keep it up pal!!Im made up for you!I was next to Rob on t'east lancs last week,he was asking if i was coming back!Im considering it!But im well into my gym at the minute,though i must admit there nothing better when you've had a shit day than knocking 10 bells out of some Thai pad noodles