Isn't Diddles giving advice on boobs a bit like the KKK giving advice on racial equality?

I'm too thick to use technology,never mind understand football

I'm too thick to use technology,never mind understand football

 

Ah but you usually know who the next ref is and if he's a cunt

Ah but you usually know who the next ref is and if he's a cunt

 

They're always cunts!

 

Talking of which, I've not read anything from Traf for a while!

I suspect he'll be supping some cold Egyptian ale in Memhet's holiday shed

Didle, bad news = They're not really hers.

 

if a bloke had an extar half inch girth and 2 inch legnth pumped in and made you howl, would you say 'apart from the middle coupe of inches which were not his it was the shag of my life' or would you be begging like a bitch for more?

if a bloke had an extar half inch girth and 2 inch legnth pumped in and made you howl, would you say 'apart from the middle coupe of inches which were not his it was the shag of my life' or would you be begging like a bitch for more?

 

i've said this before on here ..It's not the size of the prick that does the trick ..it's the throb of the nob that does the job

if a bloke had an extar half inch girth and 2 inch legnth pumped in and made you howl, would you say 'apart from the middle coupe of inches which were not his it was the shag of my life' or would you be begging like a bitch for more?

 

 

I expected better from you.

i've said this before on here ..It's not the size of the prick that does the trick ..it's the throb of the nob that does the job

 

Indeed, but thats wasn't the issue.

 

NB was popping Diddles bubble by telling him those busters were not real.

 

The response being 'so what' because when you've got your cock greased between them and your firing your willy dribble up her nose you would not be thinking 'that would be so much better if her tits were real'.

 

Anyway, I find a tongue on one button and a finger rubbing the other button at the same time is far batter than banging away like a shithouse door shouting 'Yeah baby, who's your Daddy' and sjlapping her arse like some cheap ho.

 

Smiffs

Shares fingering music with The Master.

i've said this before on here ..It's not the size of the prick that does the trick ..it's the throb of the nob that does the job

 

well i dont even understand that, so im fucked.

Indeed, but thats wasn't the issue.

 

NB was popping Diddles bubble by telling him those busters were not real.

 

The response being 'so what' because when you've got your cock greased between them and your firing your willy dribble up her nose you would not be thinking 'that would be so much better if her tits were real'.

 

Anyway, I find a tongue on one button and a finger rubbing the other button at the same time is far batter than banging away like a shithouse door shouting 'Yeah baby, who's your Daddy' and sjlapping her arse like some cheap ho.

 

Smiffs

Shares fingering music with The Master.

 

what other button

what other button

 

Shakes head in disgust

I might be wide of the mark here but I have a feeling that there's not many blokes on here have their own fingering music.

what other button

 

 

belly button, you daft bastard!

 

or is that the 1st button?

 

 

im confused.

I might be wide of the mark here but I have a feeling that there's not many blokes on here have their own fingering music.

 

I've got some great Motown on the Ipod.

 

Proper moist stuff.

I've got some great Motown on the Ipod.

 

Proper moist stuff.

 

 

Is it an ear each or do you have portable speakers for those moments it's required?

Is it an ear each or do you have portable speakers for those moments it's required?

Nah my love, you're way out

 

One earpeice humming motown on her clit and you are away

 

Well she is

 

Trust Uncle Jules

Indeed, but thats wasn't the issue.

 

NB was popping Diddles bubble by telling him those busters were not real.

The response being 'so what' because when you've got your cock greased between them and your firing your willy dribble up her nose you would not be thinking 'that would be so much better if her tits were real'.

 

Anyway, I find a tongue on one button and a finger rubbing the other button at the same time is far batter than banging away like a shithouse door shouting 'Yeah baby, who's your Daddy' and sjlapping her arse like some cheap ho.

 

Smiffs

Shares fingering music with The Master.

 

Very eloquently put ...i don't think Didles would be too bothered either

CANT BELEIVE THE KERFUFFLE THAT A NEW FEMALE MEMBER HAS CAUSED . YOU LOT WANNA GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S . DID WE ESTABLISH HBAHT ?

guys, a topic 5 pages long with my name on it. i feel famous!

If you want an early birthday present Bex I'd suggest you jump on one of our coaches down to Wembley or you can do all 4 if you like

 

 

 

and yes I've seen a pic so I know what you look like

 

haha! how have you seen my pic twitter?

haha! how have you seen my pic twitter?

 

He is the head Teacher on this site, so he will have your Name, and he then will go on a Stalker Rampage, and Google the hell out of your ass !

Oh, and btw, HWIYA ??

Edited March 25, 201115 yr by Pablo

He is the head Teacher on this site, so he will have your Name, and he then will go on a Stalker Rampage, and Google the hell out of your ass !

he cant find me though :P facebook is unsearchable due to a crazy ex and his even more crazy family and i dont use my last name on twitter... so maybe hes just a stalker haha

 

 

Oh, and btw, HWIYA ??

 

im assuming that means how wide is your ass... and its not very wide

im assuming that means how wide is your ass... and its not very wide ::

 

 

You'll be off his radar then. Pablo's a chubby chaser.

 

Shame as he's a stunner you know.