Move over lads....

 

 

eh up, here is, wanderers ways very own Brad Pitt

i thought his name was cecil

that seriously made me laugh!!

and what precisley would this duel involve?

 

Donkey jousting.

 

Like real jousting but in real time slow motion.

 

I'm considering asking Bex if she's ever tromboned this chap.

 

It may be time to put an offer in.

I know there's not many birds on here, but I wonder if it's just me who thinks Brad Pitt is emmensely over rated?

I know there's not many birds on here, but I wonder if it's just me who thinks Brad Pitt is emmensely over rated?

 

you're only saying that because you fancy Smiffs and his big riggers.

eh up, here is, wanderers ways very own Brad Pitt

 

He might have the looks to rely upon but he's never made a woman go 'mooooooo'.

 

That my friend is a talent.

 

you're only saying that because you fancy Smiffs and his big riggers.

 

 

Any woman who doesn't is clearly a lezzer!

Any woman who doesn't is clearly a lezzer!

 

So you'd agree to a 5 minute buster-cupping session if riggers were worn?

 

Interesting....

Wimmin love riggers. Fact.

 

And yon lass shaggin a 21 year old lad hasnt been shaged proper yet.

 

 

 

 

So you'd agree to a 5 minute buster-cupping session if riggers were worn?

 

Interesting....

 

 

You're better off jousting for the young un's knockers. Mine are in decent nick don't get me wrong (I've just done the pencil test to check) but I'm of an age now when I'll be telling you you're doing it all wrong.

You're better off jousting for the young un's knockers. Mine are in decent nick don't get me wrong (I've just done the pencil test to check) but I'm of an age now when I'll be telling you you're doing it all wrong.

 

Where's the pencil now?

Where's the pencil now?

 

 

Back in my make up bag. Sorry.

You're better off jousting for the young un's knockers. Mine are in decent nick don't get me wrong (I've just done the pencil test to check) but I'm of an age now when I'll be telling you you're doing it all wrong.

 

Can you please elaborate on the pencil test?

Back in my make up bag. Sorry.

 

Make up bag eh? eh? eh?

 

Anyway, I'll be the judge of what makes a good nork. I've touched more than you have. I think. I hope not, in a way.

 

For me, there needs to be a fair bit of play in 'em. Too firm ain't reet.

Can you please elaborate on the pencil test?

 

 

C/O Urban dictionary:

A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Pencil%20Test

So, does this apply for ball bag? To determine boxers or y fronts?

So, does this apply for ball bag? To determine boxers or y fronts,thong?

So, does this apply for ball bag? To determine boxers or y fronts?

 

WTF you on about?

So, does this apply for ball bag? To determine boxers or y fronts?

 

 

Think to the future Ryan, lad. You should be wearing tight boxers so your bits and pieces won't go all saggy when you get older. Gravity's a shitter. Plus they look nicer too.

Listen to Aunty NB.

WTF you on about?

 

To be honest, I don't no.

 

Taken too many head shots at thai boxing tonight.

C/O Urban dictionary:

 

 

http://www.urbandict...20Pencil%20Test

 

 

what a load of shite, jsl

what a load of shite, jsl

 

 

So you think it's ok for women with saggy tits to roam around braless? You must live in Farnworth then.

 

Taken too many head shots at thai boxing tonight.

 

 

Robs class surely??

Robs class surely??

 

Yep, did 2 hours tonight.

 

Dropped a stone since I've been putting the hard work in.

 

Bexy, I'm not fat BTW.

Keep it up pal!!Im made up for you!I was next to Rob on t'east lancs last week,he was asking if i was coming back!Im considering it!But im well into my gym at the minute,though i must admit there nothing better when you've had a shit day than knocking 10 bells out of some Thai pads!