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Wife does a womans hair up the road. We had a phone call, "Any chance of a trim before Thursday, I'm going to the Royal Wedding."

 

No you're not you imbecile, you haven't been invited.

They're not doing any harm, bless them. Barking like, but harmless.

I've been invited, now that Brian O'Driscoll's turned down his invite.

 

I don't think I'll bother though, tell your wife's client she can have my tickets.

They're not doing any harm, bless them. Barking like, but harmless.

 

Indeed, loonies.

 

You know they're mental as soon as the "D" word is mentioned.

I hope he get`s taken short and loses his place.

Indeed, loonies.

 

You know they're mental as soon as the "D" word is mentioned.

 

You mean Drugs? They'll need them. Gord bless em all.

Wonder if the terrorists have got owt planned?

I'd rather have royalist loonies camping in London than Islamic extremists anyday!

I hope there's a torrential downpour in Central London and it's crackin t'flags up here on Friday Morning

I'd rather watch paint dry. I shall be taking my kid sister to Chester zoo on Friday couldnt give a shiny one about this wedding

Each to their own. Its not for me though.

 

They probably cannot understand why folk would pay hundreds of pounds to watch 22 men kick a ball around a field.

I watched a programme abit abit ago about the Royal family 'at work' and they have some proper loonies following them.

 

One fella followed Anne all over the country taking photo's of her, then giving her a copy of the photo he'd taken the day before.

 

Bizarre behaviour, the Americans can't get enough of it either.

If I followed someone round, took photos of them and then gave them a copy the day after I reckon it would be about a fortnight before there was some kind of court order against me.

If I followed someone round, took photos of them and then gave them a copy the day after I reckon it would be about a fortnight before there was some kind of court order against me.

 

Is that 'if' not supposed to be a 'when'

I'd rather watch paint dry. I shall be taking my kid sister to Chester zoo on Friday couldnt give a shiny one about this wedding

 

I hope it's better than the zoo I went to the other week, it only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu.

I will be watching our future King getting married, it's our history being made. I'm really looking forward to it in fact

is it just me, or are they a really odd couple?

 

 

Has she got a twinge to the right side of her mouth or something?

Do you reckon he's fingered her yet

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Do they still have someone to inspect the bedsheets the morning after?

I will be watching our future King getting married, it's our history being made. I'm really looking forward to it in fact

 

Are you being serious

Fair play to the Queen for giving the day off to those of us who do not work for Cunts, I am not interested in it but fair play to those that are.

is it just me, or are they a really odd couple?

 

 

 

 

"Sniff my finger!"

Are you being serious

 

 

Why shouldn't he be? Each to their own and all that, but you'd be amazed how many people actually do give a shit.

We're having a royal wedding party at mine.