Stayed in the one in barrow last week and got for 39 a night, so the place was run down to fuck and by far the dirtiest one I've ever stayed in, anyway thought its pretty cheap so would save some money in book myself in for the next 2 weeks and now the cheeky bastards wasn't 50 a night. Rang the reservations to query it and they said that's the price end of. So much for advertising 19 a night

Don't forget to pack a 12 inch plate.

travel lodges are shit holes

 

anyone whos anyone knows that premier inn's are where you wanna be.

travel lodges are shit holes

 

anyone whos anyone knows that premier inn's are where you wanna be.

 

 

aint got one up that way

 

booked into the victoria royal or summert for 60 a night, but with a breakfast so alls well that ends well

aint got one up that way

 

booked into the victoria royal or summert for 60 a night, but with a breakfast so alls well that ends well

 

 

That sounds like a hospital.

 

 

I'd also hazard a guess they've not had many royal vistors.

That sounds like a hospital.

 

 

I'd also hazard a guess they've not had many royal vistors.

 

 

well they will have one when I get there

I did tell you to book the Majestic for ?30 a night.

Don't forget to pack a 12 inch plate.

 

And if you planning on having a shower, make sure you take in two bars of soap.

And if you planning on having a shower, make sure you take in two bars of soap.

 

But don't look in that top draw....

Rule of thumb with hotels.....if instead of being in the bathroom they sell the toiletries in vending machines - avoid.

I can teach you a trick with the mirror aswell, so you can see Driving Miss Daisy from your bath.

Or Bangkok Chick-boys, should you order it by accident.

Edited May 17, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

stayed in one in reading, never again it was a dirty rat hole and itched like f*ck the day after. prem inn now or nice b&b.....

no doubt they'll have a geordie bell boy

Also, if they have any Scotch eggs available at breakfast, make sure they have a good supply of ruby grapefruit juice before you dine.

Also, if they have any Scotch eggs available at breakfast, make sure they have a good supply of ruby grapefruit juice before you dine.

 

can you smell gas?

the hope hotel southend the fucking pits of the pits condom under bed pubes in it just sleept on top with clothes on

Stayed in one in Plymouth. Had a used condom on the bathroom floor.

There's one being built at the bottom of Shiffnall St.

 

Hourly rates I guess.

Stayed in one in Plymouth. Had a used condom on the bathroom floor.

 

You shouldve put in the bin then

Stayed at the one in Watford for ?23.50 on that day we don't talk about.

 

Got to room at 2am pissed, slept for 6 hours, checked out.

 

Absolutely no idea what the room was like.