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What a guy

He's flown home according to twitter via he got dropped yesterday soft fooker

 

Reliably informed Mario Balotelli has flown home to Italy after being dropped v Bolton and will miss City parade tonight

The fella is a total loon.

Apparently him and his brother broke INTO a women's prison somewhere. Chap on t'radio recently recounting tales of his 'adventures'

His car has been impounded over 40 times and he just sends one of his goons to go and pick it up

Apparently he was coming out of training and was greeted by a young lad autograph hunting. Mario asked the kid why he wasn't at school, the kid said he wasn't going to school at the minute as he was being bullied.

Ballotelli then decides he doesn't like that so takes the kid and his mother to the school to confront the headteacher. He gets the kid to identify the bully, goes over to the bully and tells him to stop it and gets him to apologise.

Once he's happy things are sorted HR jumps in his white maserati and fecks off.

 

He's that level of looney that you kinda have to love him for it.

Apparently he was coming out of training and was greeted by a young lad autograph hunting. Mario asked the kid why he wasn't at school, the kid said he wasn't going to school at the minute as he was being bullied.

Ballotelli then decides he doesn't like that so takes the kid and his mother to the school to confront the headteacher. He gets the kid to identify the bully, goes over to the bully and tells him to stop it and gets him to apologise.

Once he's happy things are sorted HR jumps in his white maserati and fecks off.

 

He's that level of looney that you kinda have to love him for it.

 

if that true, then thats superb.

As Frank says he's a mentalist but there's something a bit Gazza about him.

 

Almost everyone thinks he's a cunt but yet there's folk all over the internet prattling on about that waste of oxygen in Strangeways.

Ballotelli might be a nutter, but there does seem something quite innocent about him.

I see him driving his maserati through Manchester on his way to training at least once a week. Total wanker weaving in and out of the traffic on Deansgate.

 

I was told that the club told him to stop parking on double yellow lines outside the Italian due to the amount of parking tickets he received, so now he parks on the pavement and gets towed away ! "dickhead"

I see him driving his maserati through Manchester on his way to training at least once a week. Total wanker weaving in and out of the traffic on Deansgate.

 

I was told that the club told him to stop parking on double yellow lines outside the Italian due to the amount of parking tickets he received, so now he parks on the pavement and gets towed away ! "dickhead"

 

I take it you never saw Ivan Campo drive then? That X5 of his couldn't half shift.

 

Also if you ever have this misfortune to drive in Italy weaving from lane to lane is standard practice for all.

Also if you ever have this misfortune to drive in Italy weaving from lane to lane is standard practice for all.

 

Try Serbia.

I was told that the club told him to stop parking on double yellow lines outside the Italian due to the amount of parking tickets he received, so now he parks on the pavement and gets towed away ! "dickhead"

 

Change the law - pulp the car.

Even he'd only be able to afford a limited number of replacement Maseratis.

He is a bit of a loon but he at least is a bit of a character and clearly has some heart, I like him personally.

I don't know if it's true, but my mate told me after a night out Mario gave a tramp ?2k? Loose change for him, but how many other footballers would do that? Like others have said, he is a goon at the best of times, but he's a character I like. Im always waiting for what he'll do next.

I don't know if it's true, but my mate told me after a night out Mario gave a tramp ?2k? Loose change for him, but how many other footballers would do that? Like others have said, he is a goon at the best of times, but he's a character I like. Im always waiting for what he'll do next.

 

aye, him and Samba were at that casino in centre of Manc

 

he won 25k and gave a tramp 2k on the way out

 

heard another one where he was having dinner somewhere, fit bird walks in - he basically gets the waiter to send her other, she goes over, he hands her his phone, she puts her number in, hands it back and he dismisses her - all without looking up from his plate

 

all in all I think he's a bellend who needs to concentrate the on footy for his ?200k a week

heard another one where he was having dinner somewhere, fit bird walks in - he basically gets the waiter to send her other, she goes over, he hands her his phone, she puts her number in, hands it back and he dismisses her - all without looking up from his plate

 

all in all I think he's a bellend who needs to concentrate the on footy for his ?200k a week

If fit bird is happy with that, who's the bellend?

she sounds lovely.

If fit bird is happy with that, who's the bellend?

 

it wasn't that specific story that led me to believe he is a bellend

 

is it any wonder he acts like a cock mind?

 

stop encouraging him

easily my favourite footballer who doesnt play for Bolton

Try Serbia.

 

 

I can confirm that, as some of the posters on here will tell you

I can confirm that, as some of the posters on here will tell you

 

 

I just thought our taxi driver was a mentalist, till I met up with the rest of the lads.

I just thought our taxi driver was a mentalist, till I met up with the rest of the lads.

 

 

I was driving a minibus full of pissed up bolton fans from Budapest to belgrade.

 

That huge roundabout near the hotel in Belgrade was frightening, cars going both way rounds.

I was driving a minibus full of pissed up bolton fans from Budapest to belgrade.

 

That huge roundabout near the hotel in Belgrade was frightening, cars going both way rounds.

 

I was one of them. Never mind the roundabout, what about the street near the hotel with cars parked on both sides.

I was one of them. Never mind the roundabout, what about the street near the hotel with cars parked on both sides.

 

Some bastard took my wind mirror off

Some bastard took my wind mirror off

 

 

wing mirror you nobber.

My link

 

Story from when he first joined City.

 

 

Mario Balotelli had reason to be worried.

 

Within a couple of weeks of arriving in a new ?country, Manchester City?s ?22million signing was caught up in a car smash.

 

The young Italian was heading to City?s training ground in his Audi R8 eight days ago when the ?incident happened.

 

The police raced to the scene, breathalysed ?Balotelli and interviewed him. The breath test was negative, but the police demanded to know why a 20-year-old, who speaks faltering English, was ?carrying ?5,000 cash in his back pocket.

 

Balotelli?s response was honest: ?Because I am rich.?