Day 4 now working away and my eyes are swimming, whats the recommended maximum amount of time before emptying the fuckers?

3 days.

 

You might die.

4 days without a empty and youve got serious prostrate problems I'd say. Barrow Bromide Bitter fucks you up !!!

Surely LW [Leigh White not Little Whitt] can arrange an emptying session for you with one of his conquests er contacts up there

Is there no adult channel in your hotel room?

I heard after 3 days you start to loose the plot, you'll be wearing a Jussi shirt soon ...

Has your nose started running yet? That's a sure sign your reaching capacity and need to offload urgently.

Has your nose started running yet? That's a sure sign your reaching capacity and need to offload urgently.

 

:: Brilliant

Has your nose started running yet? That's a sure sign your reaching capacity and need to offload urgently.

 

 

Funnily enough micky, my nose is streaming, just thought it was man flu

Make a fake article on Jussi getting fired, fap yourself silly, problem solved.

Day 4 now working away and my eyes are swimming, whats the recommended maximum amount of time before emptying the fuckers?

Need a hand????

Of course he needs a hand.

J. We've all heard of a fishermans friend (jar of warm worms with a bit of sand for roughage) and fruiterers root (down the middle of a peeled orange) when you need to blow the ballast tanks but this one lasts a bit longer.

 

It is given to oil and gas workers down here when they are going for a long stint on the rigs. 'Offshore Survival Techniques'. Couple of Scotchbrite pads and a johnny or rubber glove and you're away me old son. Just make sure you put the abrasive faces to the outside.

 

Edited June 9, 201115 yr by bolty58

J. We've all heard of a fishermans friend (jar of warm worms with a bit of sand for roughage) and fruiterers root (down the middle of a peeled orange) when you need to blow the ballast tanks but this one lasts a bit longer.

 

It is given to oil and gas workers down here when they are going for a long stint on the rigs. 'Offshore Survival Techniques'. Couple of Scotchbrite pads and a johnny or rubber glove and you're away me old son. Just make sure you put the abrasive faces to the outside.

 

You can pretend it's Marge Simpson

Err no thanks bolty, I will take up jdurkin74's offer ta very much

Err no thanks bolty, I will take up jdurkin74's offer ta very much

Oh right - best get limbering up then

J. We've all heard of a fishermans friend (jar of warm worms with a bit of sand for roughage) and fruiterers root (down the middle of a peeled orange) when you need to blow the ballast tanks but this one lasts a bit longer.

 

It is given to oil and gas workers down here when they are going for a long stint on the rigs. 'Offshore Survival Techniques'. Couple of Scotchbrite pads and a johnny or rubber glove and you're away me old son. Just make sure you put the abrasive faces to the outside.

 

 

Little Whitt would

should have said mate would have let you take KERMIT up for the week just had him dry cleaned

should have said mate would have let you take KERMIT up for the week just had him dry cleaned

 

 

Please say 'her'.

Only a few more hours to go

Only a few more hours to go

 

 

I'll be watching for 'UK Tsunami' news then