Set to join United today.

 

Early tip here for next season's Fantasy Footballers. Get him in your team (if you can cope with the guilt). He was the most fouled player in the PL this season just gone. Just think how many penalties, therefore assists, he's gonna win playing for that shower at Old Trafford every other week.

 

Never liked the diving cunt since his theatrics at the Reebok. Gonna hate him even more now.

Edited June 23, 201115 yr by DazBobParr

no chance the DMB!

 

 

speaking of fantasy footy are we doing one this year?

I'm slight ashamed to admit it, but Nani played a major part in me winning the one we do at work.

 

Mind you, my winnings more than paid for the bleach and the brillo pads.

I wonder what Ferdinand is going to say now with his fuckin' 'Stay On Your Feet' campaign. Young spends more time on the ground than most players. Factamundo. I hated him as if he was a Munich before, now he's just another little fuckin' Munich. He made my blood boil last season at the Reebok the soft prick. That said, he will probably do a job for the Red Filth.

Never have and never will have a dmb in my team. Similar to the red thread but with more gravitas.

I doubt he'll start every game though,with Valencia and Nani an' all that.

I'm slight ashamed to admit it, but Nani played a major part in me winning the one we do at work.

But you won't wear a red shirt?

 

Hang your head.

I doubt he'll start every game though,with Valencia and Nani an' all that.

 

He can play behind the striker aswell.

But you won't wear a red shirt?

 

Hang your head.

 

Everyone's got their price.

 

Mine was ?250.

DMB!

Everyone's got their price.

 

Mine was ?250.

 

I have got somebody I want bumping off, is ?250 the standard fee for anything?

I won our pub fantasy football last season with Nani and Vidic in my team - i hang my head in shame.

I think it was me getting Sturridge and Huth in in January that gave me the edge though.

I have got somebody I want bumping off, is ?250 the standard fee for anything?

 

There's plenty of stuff I wouldn't do for ?250.

 

However, your question has just reminded me of sommat. Wasn't there something in the news a few weeks back about a hitman (youngish lad I think) accepting a really low fee for rubbing someone out?

There's plenty of stuff I wouldn't do for ?250.

 

However, your question has just reminded me of sommat. Wasn't there something in the news a few weeks back about a hitman (youngish lad I think) accepting a really low fee for rubbing someone out?

 

Hardly a surprise considering that the yoof of today run around killing folk for no reason nevermind for little money.

when Ronaldo played for Utd you didn't stand a chance of winning owt unless he was in your team

 

the keyword here is "fantasy"

A kid in South Wales, Bridgend I think, has been charged with murder, he killed a girl and he got a full cooked breakfast for doing it, it was some sort of bet with his mates.

I had Nani, Vidic & VDS in my team for the majority of the season.

 

Finished quite well in the Bolton fans table.

A kid in South Wales, Bridgend I think, has been charged with murder, he killed a girl and he got a full cooked breakfast for doing it, it was some sort of bet with his mates.

 

Really?!?!

 

Frightening.

 

So, in Bridgend, if they're not killing themselves they're killing someone else... for a fry-up.

 

when Ronaldo played for Utd you didn't stand a chance of winning owt unless he was in your team

 

the keyword here is "fantasy"

So your fantasies include Ronaldo

 

Shame

 

Shame on you

So your fantasies include Ronaldo

 

Shame

 

Shame on you

 

only the fat one

when Ronaldo played for Utd you didn't stand a chance of winning owt unless he was in your team

 

the keyword here is "fantasy"

 

I think if you go for a theme you could win fantasy football hands down.

 

My team " Bunch of twats I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire xi" bound to win this year

A kid in South Wales, Bridgend I think, has been charged with murder, he killed a girl and he got a full cooked breakfast for doing it, it was some sort of bet with his mates.

Er, maybe.

 

I'm not sure it's as cut and dried as all that!

 

The defendant used to meet every Saturday at a local cafe in the area with teenage friends where they had breakfast together.

 

At one such meeting he openly discussed killing the girl, his friends assuming he was joking.

 

They later told police he had a reputation for saying he was going to do things he never subsequently did.

 

But in a later text to one friend he asks: "What would you do if I actually did kill her?"

 

The friend replies: "Oh, I would buy you breakfast."

 

Mr Taylor said: "It is difficult to know, isn't it, if someone could be serious about something like that."

 

But the subject of the murder became a regular text topic between the friends.

 

Two days before the killing the defendant contacted his friend to confirm he would attend their breakfast date.

 

He adds: "Don't say anything but you may just owe me a breakfast."

 

The friend replies: "Best text I have ever had mate. Seriously, if it is true I am happy to pay for a breakfast."

 

The defendant adds: "I hope by then it will be done and dusted."

 

The friend replies: "I want all the details. You sadistic bastard." The text finished with a smiley face symbol.

 

The teenager adds: "Large breakfast with extras of everything."

 

His friend replies: "Sick, sick boy."

 

The case continues.

Edited June 23, 201115 yr by enzo gambaro

There's plenty of stuff I wouldn't do for ?250.

 

However, your question has just reminded me of sommat. Wasn't there something in the news a few weeks back about a hitman (youngish lad I think) accepting a really low fee for rubbing someone out?

 

 

Ask Undies what he'll do for a fiver.

Ask Undies what he'll do for a fiver.

Don't

 

Please

Don't

 

Please

 

I have absolutely no intention of doing.