indra Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 Came home from work tonight and caught the wife on the couch with three coppers,I said ''ello ello ello'' she said arn't you talking to me then?
gonzo Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 two owls playing pool,one says to the other 'that a fowl mate,two hits' the other owls replies 'two-hits-to-who?'
MickyD Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 I think one or two folk have been in the loft for unused Christmas crackers.
gonzo Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 I think one or two folk have been in the loft for unused Christmas crackers. wheres the punchline?
fishbulb Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 What cheese do you use to get a bear to move? Camembert My wife left me because I kept comparing myself to pasta and now I'm Canneloni
Guest bwfcdan Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 My wife just came down from having a bath, gave me a wink and said "I've just shaved my pussy, you know what that means!" i said "The plug holes blocked?"
MickyD Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 My wife just came down from having a bath, gave me a wink and said "I've just shaved my pussy, you know what that means!" i said "The plug holes blocked?" that's a belter. didn't you see it further up the thread though?
barryk32 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have legged it - but you don't get offers like that every day.
HR Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 I was chatting up a bird last night. I told her she reminded me of my little toe."Why?", she said, "is it because I'm small and cute?" "No, its because I'll bang you on the coffee table later"
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