C4 tonight. Premier League smackheads. Apparently gonna reveal all about players doing drugs and the premier league covering it up. Gonna tell us who the players are as well. Should be a decent watch.

You know the script though, they elude to things but don't make any allegations and then can't or won't name the players.

Oi Traf

 

you think you could make up a PL Smackpool we try and name 3 each and see if they get named?

I hope they name the players, can't be arsed watching it if they don't.

I hope they name the players, can't be arsed watching it if they don't.

 

 

so how will you know, what will you do?

Footballers who sound like substance abusers

 

Gary Speed

Nicotine Kranjcaer

Charlie Nicholas

Clint Pills

Jussi Say No Jaaskelainen

Nigel Reo Coker

Talk to Frank Worthington

Phil Brown

Nigel Reo Cokehead

Juan Pablo Angeldust

Ruud van Nistelrooy (Horse)

 

El hadji Snuff

 

Faustino Aspirin-o

so how will you know, what will you do?

 

I'll send a letter to Channel 4 demanding my hour back

Alkie McKay

Rio Ferdinand....

Fernando Hierro-in

I note that 4 Users are currently reading this thread at the moment.

Temitopium Obadeyi

Smack? Don't you mean Coke?

Junkie Charlton

wonder if butch will be on

Smack? Don't you mean Coke?

 

Apologies, I do.

Smack wilshire

Linky

Geoff Horse-field

Nigel de bong

Glue-ka modric

Spunkan Ferguson

 

One of the by-products of cocaine in the blood stream is the same as one from a popular presciption asthma treatment. In recent years there has been a huge increase in the number of players stating that they have asthma.