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How To Make Footy More Interesting!

Reet! Now that we have an International break we Bolton fans can rest more easily until the WBA game. I have come up with an idea that could make footy a bit more interesting.

 

I thought about the use of Joker, (yes a joker) no funny comments please. Each team can use it`s joker once per season to give them a chance to gain an extra three points.

 

The clubs will have to announce the use of a joker two weeks prior to the game. A win will give them six points, a draw just the normal one point. No points go to the opposition should the joker playing team lose. Just a thought eh?

 

Anyhow, my idea is here in Rhyme.

 

THE JOKER

 

If you were allowed to introduce a new rule what would it be?

I have an idea to double the points and gain an extra three,

Especially when you believe the opposition is a tad mediocre

That is the time for the club to play it`s joker.

 

You get one joker per season and announced two weeks in advance

This could be played by the form teams wanting an extra chance

The prospects of playing for six points would give the game boost

But I doubt the football people would like this introduced.

 

I shall put my proposal forward to FIFA about this matter

And I`ll begin to write my letter to a certain Mr Blatter

If the head of FIFA reject my idea of how to improve the game

By ignoring my suggestion they have only themselves to blame.

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I reckon playing with two balls, the keepers have to wear big kenny Everett type gloves and one player per team can carry a big pitch fork for use as he sees fit.

 

Add topless dancers and live lesbian shows at half time with cheryl cole lookalikes, and the place will be packed week in week out.

 

I'd even consider getting one if them family season tickets.

City wouldn't get any points then even though they'd win the lot.

 

Sounds a fuckin' plan!

Great idea BS, I would also like a batman introduced,

 

the batman allows the ability to fire a grapple gun at the ball

the teams captain gains a cape.

the opposition are all frozen by catwoman virus traps

the keeper is immune

when the captain has the gun in the air he cannot fly past 25 yards

he has one chance to swing and aim the gun and to press the trigger, which will release the ball in the direction of the goal

The batman also has 2 unlockable bonus attachments.

1. batmans fireball - a keeper must earn the riddlers special frozen gloves, which is gained through having a clean sheet before the batman is used by their opponent.

2. The ray of batman - gives the batman a target lock, 100% accuracy, not 100% a goal, depends if the keeper has earned alfred telepathy , which is earned by having saved a penalty anytime during the season.

if the attempt is successful, one other player at random can gain the batmobile booster trait, which gives the ability to sprint at the speed of light for 30 seconds.

 

2 batmans a season, 1 batman a match, can be countered and disabled if the opposition play their penguin.

Noooooooooooooooo. Beer_swiller, what have you unleashed!?!?! :nea:

Well done Denn, th'idiot has got his crayons out now :angry:

tell you what though,the lads got some imagination on him! :blink:

tell you what though,the lads got some imagination on him! :blink:

 

I agree Gonzo, not sure if it's a good thing though, there are more brains on Peter Sutcliffes hammer though.

I need sectioning....

 

2 batmans a season, 1 batman a match, can be countered and disabled if the opposition play their penguin.

 

 

 

How about a disabled penguin?

WTF

 

Is dis 4 real ?

get rid of the offside rule, that will make it a proper game of football

Courts hand out corporal punishment for certain crimes. The miscreant to be flogged in the centre circle by the winner of the Golden Gamble. Sales of Golden gamble tickets would double!

Courts hand out corporal punishment for certain crimes. The miscreant to be flogged in the centre circle by the winner of the Golden Gamble. Sales of Golden gamble tickets would double!

 

I think those good folk called the Taliban thought of that idea before you Micky.

Goalkeepers should wear blindfolds

Topless female assistant referees

Bolton beat stoke five nil.

 

Nothing makes football better than that.

Bolton beat stoke five nil.

 

Nothing makes football better than that.

 

Put our littlest in bed last night, read to her and asked her what the best part of the weekend was.

 

'Going to football with Dad and winning 5-0' was her reply.

 

Cant beat that.

 

:good:

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