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Chapped Bum

After a really hard sweaty days graft I can barely walk..i have to keep telling everyone ive pulled my back,thats why im walking funny.

 

Im actually thinking of going to A+E...

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Tip for you fatties - carry a small tub of Sudocrem around with you at all times to counter incidents such as these. :good:

Too many chaps

After a really hard sweaty days graft I can barely walk..i have to keep telling everyone ive pulled my back,thats why im walking funny.

 

Im actually thinking of going to A+E...

 

When I was a teen and had a Saturday job shifting shit on the market, I had a chapped arse (or "market arse" as it was known - I was amazed at how many fellow sufferers there were) every Saturday night whenever it was a warmish day.

 

It's no fun.

 

Slap plenty of moisturiser (needs to be plain, non-perfumed stuff) in your crack and you'll be reet.

Put some baby powder down your grundy's in the morning.

Put some baby powder down your grundy's in the morning.

 

Shes right, I used to suffer from it. I'd rather have aids.

I find a carefully folded sheet of toilet paper has the desired effect.

They actually sell GAC in some pro shops

 

Golfer's Arse Cream

I find a carefully folded sheet of toilet paper has the desired effect.

 

Aye, that works also :good:

Know a bloke that swore by using a quartered apple

i got a proper one last week in switzerland, i put it down to wearing the same jeans and underpants for 4 days on the piss/hiking mountains and watching football

 

 

have you noticed that that your undies smell like amonia afterwards?

i got a proper one last week in switzerland, i put it down to wearing the same jeans and underpants for 4 days on the piss/hiking mountains and watching football

 

 

have you noticed that that your undies smell like amonia afterwards?

 

That's with pissing in 'um :whistle:

Aye, that works also :good:

 

 

Bog roll breaks up and causes 'cress' ....

Had a vindloo fri night had 12shits sat my arse is a fucking mess and a lot of pain

my arse is a fucking mess and a lot of pain

 

Now you know how your bird feels. :D

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