As Romance is my middle name, this year I have got the wife Jewellery box, and new Dressing table, well I give her the cash to get them !!

 

My lad, we have got him an Ipad, well a cheaper version, that is not Apple, AND a Kinnect??and he is 6?..!!!!!

 

I?m sure when I was 6 I got colouring books and an Orange!!

 

I feel about 50 !!!

 

 

:blink:

As Romance is my middle name, this year I have got the wife Jewellery box, and new Dressing table, well I give her the cash to get them !!

 

My lad, we have got him an Ipad, well a cheaper version, that is not Apple, AND a Kinnect??and he is 6?..!!!!!

 

I?m sure when I was 6 I got colouring books and an Orange!!I feel about 50 !!!

 

 

:blink:

 

Spoilt brat

 

I hope they got you the crayons the year after

When I was about that age I asked for some pickles and a ride on a bus.

 

Got what seemed at the time to be the biggest jar in the world and ate them while riding round on my day saver with my dad.

 

Simple times.

 

 

I?m sure when I was 6 I got colouring books and an Orange!!

 

 

Sectarian Bigot

I've got my Iranian fuckbuddy a sexy mother christmas outfit and the Jewish one a vibrating pigs cock.

If anyone's kids ungratefully receive presents this Christmas, then they should retell this story that my dad often tells from when he was a young boy.

 

The youngest of three brothers all looked after alone by my Grandad (Grandma had fucked off when he was only a baby). He'd always wanted a torch for Christmas. Then, one year, Grandad said with a glint in his eye , "You'll have to see what Santa brings you..." and then ruffled his hair.

 

Anyway, as was perfectly acceptable in those days, Grandad fucked off to the pub leaving the kids in bed on Christmas Eve. Upon returning home, pissed up, he then stumbled onto the presents he was putting under the tree.

 

Dad woke up all excited and furiously unwrapped his present. One can only imagine his disappointment as he pulled a smashed torch out of the wrapping paper.

 

According to Grandad, Rudolph must've trodden on it.

 

A dressing table & a jewellery box?

 

Are you pretending it's Christimas 1978?

A dressing table & a jewellery box?

 

Are you pretending it's Christimas 1978?

 

Well it is Heaton, it looks like 1978 anyway !

the guy who lives above me was complaining that xmas is expensive having bought his daughter a camera, ipad, iphone 4s and a 4k horse.....i said it would be cheaper if she wasnt a spoilt bitch.....that was an awkward drive home

the guy who lives above me was complaining that xmas is expensive having bought his daughter a camera, ipad, iphone 4s and a 4k horse.....i said it would be cheaper if she wasnt a spoilt bitch.....that was an awkward drive home

 

Hook me up.

This is going to be awkward when you say she's 13.

This is going to be awkward when you say she's 13.

 

not even that old don't think

As Romance is my middle name, this year I have got the wife Jewellery box, and new Dressing table, well I give her the cash to get them !!

 

My lad, we have got him an Ipad, well a cheaper version, that is not Apple, AND a Kinnect??and he is 6?..!!!!!

 

I?m sure when I was 6 I got colouring books and an Orange!!

 

I feel about 50 !!!

 

 

:blink:

 

just to make you feel better, my lads also got an ipad (not from me) and a kinect, he's 3.

 

 

 

ive also bought him a bike though, so he aint gonna be cooped up inside.

Edited December 5, 201114 yr by HomerJay

not even that old don't think

 

ah.

just to make you feel better, my lads also got an ipad (not from me) and a kinect, he's 3.

 

Your 3 year old has an iPad?

 

 

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans.

hmm. not my choice believe me.

 

 

he is good with it though, and it is very educational tbf.

 

he can actually use that and an iphone, better than my missus.

Really strange reading that children have iPads and phones. That is just plain wrong.

dont get me wrong, he as plenty of "normal toys" too, and is only allowed on the ipad for short periods.

 

my misses is an ex nursery nurse, so educational play is extremely important to her.

 

safe to say, the ipad isnt one of her favourite items.

Edited December 5, 201114 yr by HomerJay

Really strange reading that children have iPads and phones. That is just plain wrong.

 

 

I do agree.

 

If was upto me, I would kick him out the door, he should be darn t'pits now !

dont get me wrong, he as plenty of "normal toys" too, and is only allowed on the ipad for short periods.

 

my misses is an ex nursery nurse, so educational play is extremely important to her.

 

safe to say, the ipad isnt one of her favourite items.

 

Aslong as the lad doesn't get obsessed with it, i see nothing wrong with that at all?

Edited December 5, 201114 yr by famouswanderer

I just know when he starts to use it, my 3 year old will want one !!!

my lads 10 months old and hasnt the foggiest idea its christmas.i suggested to the wife that we just all his old toys,wrap them and give him them? saves us a fortune and hes over the moon at ripping wrapping paper up,everyones a winner!

I just know when he starts to use it, my 3 year old will want one !!!

 

Maybe that might be the time he needs to start learning that we don't always get what we want.

 

By the sounds of it that doesn't seem to happen as much as when I was a kid.

Maybe that might be the time he needs to start learning that we don't always get what we want.

 

By the sounds of it that doesn't seem to happen as much as when I was a kid.

 

 

I think we also asked for less when we were children. Then again, there was less.

Also, we put the tree up when my parents told me we could, & not because I'd ground them down by whining about it.

Christmas, another beautiful concept, sadly ruined.

Edited December 5, 201114 yr by no balls

All this business about 'when we were kids and had fuck all' had nowt to do with the good ol days.

 

It's because the batteries needed to work the things cost more than the fucking toy itself, weighed about four stones each, were the size of a party seven, and lasted about as long as I can after supping said tub of party seven.

 

Nowadays, as no balls knows with her own toys, you can buy a dozen triple aaa's for fourpence, get another pack free, and power the whole of hartlepool for a fortnight on them.