I don't and haven't watched it, but I was drying my balls after my shower this morning and the 'girl group' what won, were on the telly sat on the settee talking to Garraway.

 

Are they the ugliest girl group ever?

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I like the moon face one, that fatter one. You know she will have to work hard in bed in the future....mucky look.

I thought the gay black guy would win.

I thought the gay black guy would win.

 

I didn't know Garth Crooks had entered it.

I thought the gay black scouse hairdresser guy would win.

I filtered out most of the bilge they were discussing about it here today but one little snippet I did hear was that this Marcus said something like "something to tell the grandchildren".

Conspiracy theory: he's pretended to be gay to get votes.

A lying Scouser?

 

Unheard of.

Are they the ugliest girl group ever?

 

I thought they were all pretty tidy apart from the obvious one

 

By 'the obvious one' I'm assuming you mean the tubby one who's dressed as Beetlejuice, or the one on the left who looks like a siamese cat?

 

The two on the right would get it I suppose. That's about it though.

 

Bit of a poor do for only 50% of a girl band to be worth one really.

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Is X Factor a talent show?

Is X Factor a talent show?

 

Is that a rhetorical question?

Can they sing?

Instead of asking stupid questions, why not just get to the point you're predictably taking the scenic route to get round to.

I sense anger. They're not stupid questions.

 

It's a talent show, isn't it? They're supposed to be able to sing, aren't they? Can they?

The fact that you don't fancy them enough to put posters up in your bedroom, is that relevant? They're not supposed to be models.

 

If a woman posted about Westlife being dead fit, they'd rightly be mocked.

If a woman posted about Westlife being dead fit, they'd rightly be mocked.

 

Absolutely, especially if she was referring to Kian. He's a minger.

Absolutely, especially if she was referring to Kian. He's a minger.

 

 

Being able to name a memeber of the band. Now that is worrying!

Being able to name a memeber of the band. Now that is worrying!

 

Not really, considering the posters I've got of them on my bedroom wall.

 

By 'the obvious one' I'm assuming you mean the tubby one who's dressed as Beetlejuice, or the one on the left who looks like a siamese cat?

 

The two on the right would get it I suppose. That's about it though.

 

Bit of a poor do for only 50% of a girl band to be worth one really.

The "siamese" one looks awreet to me

 

Agree about the one dressed as a basketball referee though, she's a pig in knickers

 

By 'the obvious one' I'm assuming you mean the tubby one who's dressed as Beetlejuice, or the one on the left who looks like a siamese cat?

 

The two on the right would get it I suppose. That's about it though.

 

Bit of a poor do for only 50% of a girl band to be worth one really.

 

Would give them all a good run through.

Would give them all a good run through.

 

Well said Birch, half the fuckin blokes on here must look like that grey owd fucker George...?????wotsisname, and be hung like John Holmes

I'm sure she's gutted a few 'owd miserable Bowtons best looking blokes wouldn't give her pokey pokey! She is prettier than 99% of monsters you see falling out of bars in Bolton on a Saturday night!

 

By 'the obvious one' I'm assuming you mean the tubby one who's dressed as Beetlejuice, or the one on the left who looks like a siamese cat?

 

The two on the right would get it I suppose. That's about it though.

 

Bit of a poor do for only 50% of a girl band to be worth one really.

only one of them i would RUIN the one next to the allbeino

Ah, fuck off, will you?

 

Most of us would do all 4.

Ah, fuck off, will you?

 

Most of us would do all 4.

 

 

Thing is though, how many on here would those 4 want to do?

 

Thing is though, how many on here would those 4 want to do?

 

The band wouldn't do 99% off here, but 99% off here would have a do at the band.