I am ( its 9am) in a wetherspoons in Carlisle and sitting here with a pint. I have problems but there are some wierd fuckers about.

 

The old boy sitting opposite me is spot on, had a craic with him and he's ok but he has tourettes and quacks like a duck every few seconds.

 

Then there is the guy sitting in the corner who looks like an axe murderer... I'll take a pic if I can, he is scary.

 

Then we have the usual clientele, an 80 year old Scotsman from the hebredies.. he tells me that every time I see him who is in pub at 8 EVERY morning on his mobility scooter. Are there no drink drive rules for them?

 

I am out for my Christmas eve drink early.. but its surreal.

Weatherspoons is Bolton is like that early doors.

 

Actually, I bet every Weatherspoons is like that pre-11am.

very true.spoons in blackpool resembles that bar of star wars at 9am.

 

jazza,is the spoons your in that big one near the train station?

Aye the woodrow Wilson gonzo.

I have a pic of axe murderer but don't know how to upload it

nice gaff,as far a wetherspoons go.

 

my mate got sent there to run it for a week on relief.shall we a lively night out!

Lively night out? In Carlisle?

Video of the quacking Tourette's please!

Lively night out? In Carlisle?

 

as in with the locals!

 

oh and im with sjm...we need quacking tourettes man!

Edited December 24, 201114 yr by gonzo

I will get video but he's talking to another old boy now and he seems ok when talking. He's a Geordie by the way.

By the way, he told me has only 3 things to get for Christmas, a loaf of warburtons bread, a bottle of vodka and 8 cans of Carlsberg special brew.

Edited December 24, 201114 yr by jazza

I consider myself to be a hard drinker, but Hands on heart, I've never bought a can of special brew.

Edited December 24, 201114 yr by jazza

I consider myself to be a hard drinker, but Hands on heart, I've never bought a can of special brew.

had 6 cans of it once at naubours BBQ none of them talk to me now after i was caught in the kitchen scratching is wife,s muff

had 6 cans of it once at naubours BBQ none of them talk to me now after i was caught in the kitchen scratching is wife,s muff

 

:rofl:

 

You are a fuckin star

Been in 'Spoons Bolton this morning. Couple of pints on Beartown Zodiac. Very civilised. Two blokes jumped up and I thought it was going off, then they both opened the door so that the bloke on a motorised scooter could get in.

The boozers code in all its glory.

i#m home now... going to upload photo of mr Axe murderer. didn't manage to get video of tourettes pensioner though

had 6 cans of it once at naubours BBQ none of them talk to me now after i was caught in the kitchen scratching is wife,s muff

 

how many spellings have we had for neighbour from you on here? Must be about 27 by now.

 

Moral of the story, Dont live near Little Whitt or he'll scratch your wifes muff!

how many spellings have we had for neighbour from you on here? Must be about 27 by now.

 

Moral of the story, Dont live near Little Whitt or he'll scratch your wifes muff!

 

 

And still not one spelling with the letters in the right order

 

I met LW in wigan briefly, he's a good lad!!

just don't leave him near an unattended female

just don't leave him near an unattended female

 

or her used underwear.

There's a spoons opening in Walkden in January, I can't imagine what kind of people it'll attract.

Probably Walkden people

it'll be shut inside of 6 months guranteed.

Walkden?

 

Thank fuck.