Thorpey Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Missus thought it'd be a good idea to help an mate out by letting her move in as her brother wanted her out as he wanted his bird to move into their flat. She's late twenties and has had psychosis / bipolar for a few years but seems a nice girl and moved in on Saturday for 3 months max with tenancy agreement done and dusted til she found a new place. Now found out that brother's bird has been released from nick for crying rape, he's a not right big style and she got 'forced' into 'street life' to pay drug debts. Two of the neighbours are coppers and 'out of hours' mates and will soon find out. Working from home is proving difficult! Help! HBAHT - massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Missus thought it'd be a good idea to help an mate out by letting her move in as her brother wanted her out as he wanted his bird to move into their flat. She's late twenties and has had psychosis / bipolar for a few years but seems a nice girl and moved in on Saturday for 3 months max with tenancy agreement done and dusted til she found a new place. Now found out that brother's bird has been released from nick for crying rape, he's a not right big style and she got 'forced' into 'street life' to pay drug debts. Two of the neighbours are coppers and 'out of hours' mates and will soon find out. Working from home is proving difficult! Help! HBAHT - massive. does she own a pink bolton goalie top by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2012 Is this the script for next weeks Shameless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) jazza just nearly jumped through the screen because he thought tennants had bought out a stronger lager than super T! Edited January 18, 2012 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 does she own a pink bolton goalie top by any chance? Only sneaked a quick look in the undies drawer so far ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 Is this the script for next weeks Shameless? Thing is it's 'uckin true. Loads more an all but worried about who might be reading! What the 'uck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 BTW....Did you put the cunt in scunthorpe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2012 Thing is it's 'uckin true. Loads more an all but worried about who might be reading! What the 'uck! You're amongst friends here. Discreet friends. I'll go and grab a whisky and some nibbles, you start typing Thorpey lad. It's therapeutic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 BTW....Did you put the cunt in scunthorpe? What the fucks that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 does she own a pink bolton goalie top by any chance? Ha Ha! I do hope she comes over for a chat with you on Saturday, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 haha....i bloody dont! (but secretly i do ) ....and thorpey,if you didnt put the cunt in scunthorpe,then fuck knows who did!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Right this is all of this thread I have read.. I have copied it here "Missus thought it'd be a good idea to help an mate out by letting her move in" This could turn into the best thread ever with sworded details, tits galore and backscuttling stories with threesomes and sex from breakfast to Christmas. That's what i hope to read (HBAHT by the way?).. What I expect to read is... She was a crying miserable bitch who divided your wife and you and caused nothing but friction. she left tampons in the batroom and stunk of fish. Let me go and read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 You're amongst friends here. Discreet friends. I'll go and grab a whisky and some nibbles, you start typing Thorpey lad. It's therapeutic. Not on it tonight mate or probably would! May be tomorrow after another day working from home eh .......... ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 haha....i bloody dont! (but secretly i do ) You swore blind you hadn't done her, you fibber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I've now read it and think scenario 2 is much more likely than scenario 1 you know what you are doing mate... good luck to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 You swore blind you hadn't done her, you fibber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 I've now read it and think scenario 2 is much more likely than scenario 1 you know what you are doing mate... good luck to you Lost me mate! Scenario 2? Only put message on here to find out how I should be communicating with someone with her condition, especially when I'm at home alone with her and the missus is out at work ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Only put message on here to find out how I should be communicating with someone with her condition, especially when I'm at home alone with her and the missus is out at work ........ Through a locked door from the sounds of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Lost me mate! Scenario 2? Only put message on here to find out how I should be communicating with someone with her condition, especially when I'm at home alone with her and the missus is out at work ........ I think a bit of George Benson fingering music will set the tone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) Lost me mate! Scenario 2? Only put message on here to find out how I should be communicating with someone with her condition, especially when I'm at home alone with her and the missus is out at work ........ see if shes up for a bout of daggering? edit....only little whit is worse than me for spelling! Edited January 18, 2012 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 listen to NB she knows all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 listen to NB she knows fuck all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 This was scenario 2 by the way "What I expect to read is... She was a crying miserable bitch who divided your wife and you and caused nothing but friction. she left tampons in the batroom and stunk of fish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2012 Look "spleening" up If she knows what that is. Lock your doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I'm getting the words... menage a trois and one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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