My mates son has just been suspended from local football (he is 18) for the rest of the season because he said to the female referee "you should be in the kitchen" as she went to book him
Re Gordon Ramsey's pub:
If you went home or to your business, one that you had worked to pay for, and found it occupied by squatters who don't give a fuck how they treat your property. I am fairly sure I would call on all of my mates to physically get them out