Happy Wanderer Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 This is so funny I think I may adopt this for sales calls. Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) that tickeled me. i like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ Edited February 6, 2012 by Frandsen08 Quote
Werder barmen Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqKrBz9gGzw&feature=related Quote
birch-chorley Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 we where played the BT one in telesales training years ago fantastic stuff Quote
jazza Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 we where played the BT one in telesales training years ago fantastic stuff telesales training? You admit to that? Quote
Bea Smith Posted February 7, 2012 Posted February 7, 2012 is all this drama really necessary? My Little owd nanna used to blow a whistle down the phone. Quote
no balls Posted February 7, 2012 Posted February 7, 2012 telesales training? You admit to that? Trust me, Birch can talk the hind legs off a donkey. He never comes up for air that lad. Quote
jazza Posted February 7, 2012 Posted February 7, 2012 Trust me, Birch can talk the hind legs off a donkey. He never comes up for air that lad. You could take that more than one way Quote
Mona Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) I get the 'I am an offender, I am trying to go straight' mob every 6 weeks, selling me ironing board covers and ice scrapers for 10 times the price of asda I never turn them away My theory is the buggers will be back next week to b&e I've got more crap household gadgets than you would believe The one's who are really beginning to get bon my nerves are the soffit salesmen Him " I notice your soffits are wood". Me "yes" Him "it would be more cost effective and maintenance free if they were Polyvinyl coated" me " can you do soffits that shape". Him after 5 second pause " no ......... But they would be much better and cost effective AND maintenance free if they were polyvinyl coated" Me " no thanks " Him " ok then , night, bye " Edited February 8, 2012 by Mona Quote
white -50 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 I always get the one who notices my door isn't plastic... its made of wood. He'l l say we are in the area, just done a job in the next street, just calling to see if you want a free quote on your door, noticed you've had everything else done... Then you have to say without hurting the cunts feelings... i like my door the way it is ... so fuck off. Quote
no balls Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 I never get any cold calls on my house phone. I think I'm missing out here. Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 I never get any cold calls on my house phone. I think I'm missing out here. just the heavy breathers? Quote
no balls Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 just the heavy breathers? Not even that these days Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 Not even that these days you sound disappointed. Quote
no balls Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 you sound disappointed. You take any attention you can get at my age. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 I did field sales for British Gas for three years and only ever had two people rude with me. It wasn't uncommon for lads in our team to come out with ?1,500 a week, and I'm not joking... Quote
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