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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

Getting Rid Of Cold Callers.


leigh white

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I get the 'I am an offender, I am trying to go straight' mob every 6 weeks, selling me ironing board covers and ice scrapers for 10 times the price of asda

I never turn them away

My theory is the buggers will be back next week to b&e

I've got more crap household gadgets than you would believe

The one's who are really beginning to get bon my nerves are the soffit salesmen

 

Him " I notice your soffits are wood".

Me "yes"

Him "it would be more cost effective and maintenance free if they were Polyvinyl coated"

me " can you do soffits that shape".

Him after 5 second pause " no ......... But they would be much better and cost effective AND maintenance free if they were polyvinyl coated"

Me " no thanks "

Him " ok then , night, bye "

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I always get the one who notices my door isn't plastic... its made of wood.

 

He'l l say we are in the area, just done a job in the next street, just calling to see if you want a free quote on your door, noticed you've had everything else done...

 

Then you have to say without hurting the cunts feelings... i like my door the way it is ... so fuck off.

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