February 24, 201214 yr had a few sherbets toneet... im just treating myself to a fried egg with toast.whilst the cunt is sizzling away,im going to smash in some tinned pilchards. whats your pissed up poison?
February 24, 201214 yr Fried egg and as many toast as you can get. Make a fourble decker egg toast butty. make sure you bust the yolk, so it doesn't get all down your shirt.
February 24, 201214 yr Mid teenager - chip barm (don't start the bread argument again) Late teen to early 20's - garlic bread with cheese Ever since - donner. Fucking love it Unless eating is cheating; I have been known to go 72hra without food
February 24, 201214 yr All too dangerous If you are single and pissed up a pot noodle is the answer fried egg and toast, as well as cheese on toast risks burning the house down this is from personal and extensive experience
February 24, 201214 yr Peasant garlic bread - regular toast but sprinkled with garlic powder and dried herbs before spreading the butter. Followed by 1200mg of 4 N-acetyl Cysteine, a handful of thiamine and vitamin B complex and 2 Pints of water. Failing that - 4 eggs raw, done in 'Rocky' style.
February 24, 201214 yr All too dangerous ...a pot noodle is the answer What about falling asleep, pot noodle in hand (possibly with your cock in t'other) an scalding yersen? Also aren't they made by Unilever - same people that make your Washing Up liquid*? (* I know most food brands parent company is some chemicals-related multinational). Edited February 24, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie
February 24, 201214 yr for me 8 fish fingers & 2 fried egg's on top, 2 slices of bread. Off to the kichen now.
February 24, 201214 yr Sharwoods naan bread and mango chutney was my choice once upon a time. Now its probably the generic donner kebab
February 24, 201214 yr toast toppers wasted unless your pissed They look a lot like animal sick. What do they taste like?
February 24, 201214 yr the same to be fair the chicken and mushroom aint that bad You have paste jars in your cupboards too, don't you, Gaz?
February 24, 201214 yr Cheese on toast. Always accompanied with a glass of Vimto. You are one crazy lady!
February 24, 201214 yr Not quite inline, but for all you salt and pepper chip aficionados, missus Darby and I had a mixed S&P starter tonight I may have uttered the word porn as I tasted the beef I'll leave the door open for the follow up....
February 25, 201214 yr You have paste jars in your cupboards too, don't you, Gaz? Hold on one moment, I've only just picked up on this point. Folk surely don't still have "paste" do they? Are we still in the war?
February 25, 201214 yr http://blog.fooducate.com//2009/08/03/guess-whats-in-the-picture-foodlike-substance/
February 25, 201214 yr Chicken? Aye alreet. It's got bubbles in it, why? it must be so it's better for youit makes it lighter (like an aero or wispa)
February 25, 201214 yr it must be so it's better for you it makes it lighter (like an aero or wispa) You're a very sick man eating that
February 25, 201214 yr You're a very sick man eating that What about if George invited you around for a Salmon Paste Sarnie......would you turn him down?
February 25, 201214 yr anything goes when your pissed.you should see some of the tartare sauce butties i've made
had a few sherbets toneet...
im just treating myself to a fried egg with toast.whilst the cunt is sizzling away,im going to smash in some tinned pilchards.
whats your pissed up poison?