Just had to nip out to the shop in the shit-hole area known as North Manchester, and held the door open for two scrotes, approx. 20 years of age.

 

I had to hold the door open for longer than usual due to their hands being thrust down the front of their grey marlers.

 

This isn't the first time I've noticed this similar scrotey type doing this.

 

Can anyone shed any light on this? Anyone know why they do it? Is it some sort of fashion statement to have hold of one's cock and balls?

They normally have one of those mincey little McKenzie handbags to complete the look.

 

Twats.

and toms.

Mickey Mouse Sweatshirts.

 

If I see that lad in the ESL again I may have to ask why.

 

 

And another thing, cotton twill is not a fabric that should be elasticated.

and toms.

 

Nah franny chavs wouldn't be seen dead in toms or a dicky mouse jumper.

 

Holster jogger clad lads with their floppy hair and stretched neck tshirts aren't the issue here its the McKenzie/Cabrini joggers wearing chavtastic filth that seem unable to stop rummaging down their trews.

To be fair, most lads'd walk round mauling with themselves if they could.

To be fair, most lads'd walk round mauling with themselves if they could.

 

Indeed, as most of us probably do when home alone. That's not an issue.

 

My issue is them brazenly walking around doing it as if it's normal and perfectly acceptable behaviour.

Indeed, as most of us probably do when home alone. That's not an issue.

 

My issue is them brazenly walking around doing it as if it's normal and perfectly acceptable behaviour.

 

degenerates the lot of them.

 

i like that word.

Scrotes is the word, usually Rockport kind with chavvy pants tucked in their socks.

Edited March 2, 201214 yr by Didledee

i agree with diddles

 

you should not put your hands down your own pants

 

or your cousins

One of my favourites... Describes nob eds to a T

 

Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks

Or knackered Converse

Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks

But all of that's what the point is not

The point's that there ain't no romance around there

 

And there's the truth that they can't see

They'd probably like to throw a punch at me

And if you could only see them, then you would agree

Agree that there ain't no romance around there

 

You know, oh it's a funny thing you know

We'll tell 'em if you like

We'll tell 'em all tonight

They'll never listen

'Cause their minds are made up

And 'course it's all okay to carry on that way

 

And over there, there's broken bones

There's only music, so that there's new ringtones

And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes

To see it's a little different around here

 

Don't get me wrong, oh there's boys in bands

And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands

And just 'cause he's had a couple o' cans

He thinks it's all right to act like a dickhead

 

Don't you know, oh it's a funny thing you know

We'll tell em if you like

We'll tell em all tonight

They'll never listen

'Cause their minds are made up

And 'course it's all okay to carry on that way

 

I said no

Oh no

Oh you won't get me to go

Anywhere, said anywhere

I won't go

Oh no no

 

Well over there, there's friends of mine

What can I say? I've known 'em for a long long time

And yeah they might overstep the line

But I just cannot get angry in the same way

Not in the same way

Not in the same way

Oh no, oh no no

Belting song Homo!

They're probably scratching at their mechanical dandruff.

Not defending scrotes in any way, shape or form but it is a fact that we males like to regulary check the count.

 

I have yet to find one missing (apart from in very cold weather when one often heads north) and I have great hopes that it shall always be that way.

 

Scratching ones balls and comfortable grundies are two of lifes great pleasures.

maybe they're just terrified of getting testicular cancer and just keep checking...

 

maybe..

I heard it was something to do with them keeping their hands warm while they're hanging around being good-for-nowts on street corners...

It's because their tackle is so small they feel the need to make sure it's still there.

 

Filthy scally chavbags

It's because their tackle is so small they feel the need to make sure it's still there.

 

Filthy scally chavbags

Stocktake?