I'm currently at long lane at my daughter's athletics practice. The field area in the middle of the track it's a bit muddy and the javelins need cleaning after each chuck.

Daughter has just asked the lad who throws with her if she can borrow his special towel.

I'm stoood here doing a shit job of controlling my laughter, tear's are starting to appear. She wants to know what started me laughing. What the fuck do I tell her?

Tell her to practice pulling a pissed off, disgusted looking face for when she picks one up for real in a few years.

I don't get it

I think he is refering to a spunky towel.

Must admit, not a term I'm familiar with.

DBP, you're telling me you never had a special towel?

 

Maybe it was a sock then.

 

To be honest, it's a term I've read about here.

 

 

I think he is refering to a spunky towel.

 

Glot rag when I was younger . I had a carlesberg beer towel

DBP, you're telling me you never had a special towel?

 

Maybe it was a sock then.

 

To be honest, it's a term I've read about here.

 

Special curtains.

there were times when i had to snap my special towel just to get it in the washer.

 

Looked like a decorator's dungarees.

best story i heard, was actually in fhm's true stories bit....yonks ago (when folk still read FHM)

 

a lad had an old pair of jogging bottoms as his special wank rag during his wanking years....he then went off to uni.

 

when he returned for a surprise visit he rang the bell and his 14 year old sister opened the door wearing the said jogging bottoms,covered in what looked like decoraters paste....

 

 

a lad had an old pair of jogging bottoms as his special wank rag during his wanking years....he then went off to uni.

 

 

Hold on there. Are you saying wanking for youngsters?

Hold on there. Are you saying wanking for youngsters?

 

not at all micky....wanking is a gift given to us all,that should be exploited forever.

 

but at the ages 14 to 17.....its a wonder the fucker keeps its head on!

 

nowt better than the 3rd sensitive wank! .......like touching sunburn.

is it just me but when i fire my muck now it dribbles out it dont FIRE no more farest i get is my belly button is my PUMP nackerd

is it just me but when i fire my muck now it dribbles out it dont FIRE no more farest i get is my belly button is my PUMP nackerd

 

Just

 

Superb

is it just me but when i fire my muck now it dribbles out it dont FIRE no more farest i get is my belly button is my PUMP nackerd

 

fuck me sideways.

 

 

 

not at all micky....wanking is a gift given to us all,that should be exploited forever.

 

but at the ages 14 to 17.....its a wonder the fucker keeps its head on!

 

nowt better than the 3rd sensitive wank! .......like touching sunburn.

 

That third wank is what they made hand cream for.

tears streaming down my face

Edited March 8, 201214 yr by Garrp

Sounds like an early symptom of bad AIDS.

is it just me but when i fire my muck now it dribbles out it dont FIRE no more farest i get is my belly button is my PUMP nackerd

 

Priceless.

I love you guys... having a slow day at work, get on WanderersWays to make me roar with laughter. I can't show my colleagues here, the humour doesn't traverse the pond too well

is it just me but when i fire my muck now it dribbles out it dont FIRE no more farest i get is my belly button is my PUMP nackerd

 

I'm older than you, but can usually hit the nipple area. Still hit the chin on a good day.

Anywhere beyond the nipple area has the danger of it going into your mouth. We wouldn't want that would we?

 

Little Whitt need not answer this post.

Anywhere beyond the nipple area has the danger of it going into your mouth. We wouldn't want that would we?

 

Little Whitt need not answer this post.

 

I think it's called a taste of your own medicine.

so micky what did you tell her?

I told wife, she didn't get it either, we decided to stay schtum on the subject.

is it just me but when i fire my muck now it dribbles out it dont FIRE no more farest i get is my belly button is my PUMP nackerd

 

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