wtf is all that about all over facebook and twitter?

You must think me daft. You'll be off with my diffuser attachment the minute I turn my back to crank the George Foreman up! Tsk!

 

Well if you change your mind, I'll be stood at the bottom of dry field lane in my denim shorts with a bag of dripping meat, howling at the moon.

 

 

Well if you change your mind, I'll be stood at the bottom of dry field lane in my denim shorts with a bag of dripping meat, howling at the moon.

I'm off out soon so I'll wave.

It's been going for YEARS.

I'm off out soon so I'll wave.

 

I'm starting at the Crown roundabout.

 

Fetch me a pint of Guinness will you?

whens kebab meat and fingers night?

I'm starting at the Crown roundabout.

 

Fetch me a pint of Guinness will you?

 

Knock on mine , we are having an 'eat your own bodyweight in cake' night.

Then you can carry NB home

I had my steak without seasoning, didnt need it after the BJ

You must think me daft. You'll be off with my diffuser attachment the minute I turn my back to crank the George Foreman up! Tsk!

 

Steak on a George Foreman!!!! You invites just gone out the window.

I am still a BCW ( basic channel wanker -for you non believers)

before that i was an FT ( freeview tramp)

 

you'd think nb would give you her skygo password

 

 

you'd think nb would give you her skygo password

shush!

whens kebab meat and fingers night?

 

Every night in Horwich.

 

 

Steak on a George Foreman!!!! You invites just gone out the window.

Baz, you weren't invited!

Just found out I've got steak for tea tonight! Things are looking up!

Singles are ok

 

Pot noodle and wank day tomorrow

 

Going to get a Bombay bad boy and extra Andrex in

Make sure you wash your hands inbetween mate.

Make sure you wash your hands inbetween mate.

 

There is no in between

 

This ones going to redefine "danger wank"