May 18, 201214 yr I write this letter with reference to your imminent vacancy for the post of 'First Team Manager' of your Barclays Premier League club My CV is attached and as you see, it shows an unblemished record of failure I did an excellent job at Burnley, preparing them for certain relegation from the Barclays Premier League This success earned me the opportunity to destroy 10 years hard work at Bolton Wanderers Football Club. A club who had recently achieved qualification for the UEFA Cup My task there is now complete and I feel ready to take on a new opportunity in the Barclays Premier League In view of the fact that I threw the game between our 2 great Barclay Premier League clubs, kickstarting your hopeless season, I would hope you would consider my application Should you have any doubts I can achieve a reduced wage bill - and relegation of course - I've asked my stooges and lackeys whether they would join me in order to guarantee immediate results I'm pleased to inform you that everybody is in. Not for you the worries that we may make a late season charge for survival in the league of fine margins The fat kit man takes some feeding, but you piemen will be able to sort him, I'm sure So, Mr Whelan, fcuk Martinez off and allow me to relegate Wigan Athletic Football Club from the Barclays Premier League Yours, in clapping like a fcuking seal Owen
May 18, 201214 yr The bit about kick starting their season is what narks the most. Win that game and Wigan were down - Coyle you idiot
May 18, 201214 yr The bit about kick starting their season is what narks the most. Win that game and Wigan were down - Coyle you idiot Wigan stayed up by 7 points.If we'd done the double on them rather than just beating them away they'd have stayed up by 3 points and QPR gone down. Wigan didn't have their best two midfield players out all season and their most expensive one out for the last 3 months after a heart attack.If that had happened to Wigan it would have been them going down.But then again Whelan would probably have found money to replace them rather than sell his best player in January as Bolton did. Edited May 18, 201214 yr by SeanBW
May 18, 201214 yr All I read there was mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Owen I love the taste of your chocolate star fish in the morning
May 18, 201214 yr I write this letter with reference to your imminent vacancy for the post of 'First Team Manager' of your Barclays Premier League club My CV is attached and as you see, it shows an unblemished record of failure I did an excellent job at Burnley, preparing them for certain relegation from the Barclays Premier League This success earned me the opportunity to destroy 10 years hard work at Bolton Wanderers Football Club. A club who had recently achieved qualification for the UEFA Cup My task there is now complete and I feel ready to take on a new opportunity in the Barclays Premier League In view of the fact that I threw the game between our 2 great Barclay Premier League clubs, kickstarting your hopeless season, I would hope you would consider my application Should you have any doubts I can achieve a reduced wage bill - and relegation of course - I've asked my stooges and lackeys whether they would join me in order to guarantee immediate results I'm pleased to inform you that everybody is in. Not for you the worries that we may make a late season charge for survival in the league of fine margins The fat kit man takes some feeding, but you piemen will be able to sort him, I'm sure So, Mr Whelan, fcuk Martinez off and allow me to relegate Wigan Athletic Football Club from the Barclays Premier League Yours, in clapping like a fcuking seal Owen Henry likes this
May 18, 201214 yr What is another criminal failing by Coyle was to abandon a system that had albeit limited success for one which gave confidence and belief to the oppositon and did the opposite to our players. The wigan players looked like they had never kicked a ball for the first 10 minutes, then once they realised Eagles couldn't be arsed and one or two other bolton players were out for a stroll they grew in confidence and should have won by 5. A definate turning point in both teams seasons. Anyways I've dusted myself down now and returned to work with a smile on my face like some inane fookin idiot.
May 18, 201214 yr Wigan stayed up by 7 points.If we'd done the double on them rather than just beating them away they'd have stayed up by 3 points and QPR gone down. If we'd done the double over Wigan, we would have stayed up, but Coyle lost us that game by scrapping the system that was working and reverting to the system he favoured but had taken us to the bottom of the league.
May 18, 201214 yr Wigan stayed up by 7 points.If we'd done the double on them rather than just beating them away they'd have stayed up by 3 points and QPR gone down. Wigan didn't have their best two midfield players out all season and their most expensive one out for the last 3 months after a heart attack.If that had happened to Wigan it would have been them going down.But then again Whelan would probably have found money to replace them rather than sell his best player in January as Bolton did. If we'd beaten Wigan, we'd have stayed up. They'd also have gone down. When you remove your head from your arse, look up the words "impetus" and "habit" in the dictionary. Winning & losing can become habits. We fired up their season, whilst stalling our own. it could and should have been very different.
May 18, 201214 yr If we'd beaten Wigan, we'd have stayed up. They'd also have gone down. When you remove your head from your arse, look up the words "impetus" and "habit" in the dictionary. Winning & losing can become habits. We fired up their season, whilst stalling our own. it could and should have been very different. It's plain sad when you have to spell these things out, Traf. Shouldn't be necessary.
May 18, 201214 yr Best - most accurate and most amusing thing I have read all week. Pity there's no foundation to it!
May 18, 201214 yr whelan lives half a mile down the road from me. Id be happy to clarify house name and post code if you would like to send him your letter. im pretty close to hand delivering it myself but ive got a steaming curry being flown in and cant leave the house at any cost.
May 18, 201214 yr whelan lives half a mile down the road from me. Id be happy to clarify house name and post code if you would like to send him your letter. im pretty close to hand delivering it myself but ive got a steaming curry being flown in and cant leave the house at any cost. Do you ever see his son? Does he still think he's James Bond?
May 18, 201214 yr Do you ever see his son? Does he still think he's James Bond? not seen him for a while, he may have changed his ways.
May 18, 201214 yr not seen him for a while, he may have changed his ways. Or the medication has been increased
May 19, 201214 yr I write this letter with reference to your imminent vacancy for the post of 'First Team Manager' of your Barclays Premier League club My CV is attached and as you see, it shows an unblemished record of failure I did an excellent job at Burnley, preparing them for certain relegation from the Barclays Premier League This success earned me the opportunity to destroy 10 years hard work at Bolton Wanderers Football Club. A club who had recently achieved qualification for the UEFA Cup My task there is now complete and I feel ready to take on a new opportunity in the Barclays Premier League In view of the fact that I threw the game between our 2 great Barclay Premier League clubs, kickstarting your hopeless season, I would hope you would consider my application Should you have any doubts I can achieve a reduced wage bill - and relegation of course - I've asked my stooges and lackeys whether they would join me in order to guarantee immediate results I'm pleased to inform you that everybody is in. Not for you the worries that we may make a late season charge for survival in the league of fine margins The fat kit man takes some feeding, but you piemen will be able to sort him, I'm sure So, Mr Whelan, fcuk Martinez off and allow me to relegate Wigan Athletic Football Club from the Barclays Premier League Yours, in clapping like a fcuking seal Owen Dear Mr. Coyle, Thank you for your application. One question, are you able to supply your own bat, ball and table for training, or is a visit to DW Sports in order?
May 19, 201214 yr If so why not visit the DW Sports I've built on Burnden Park to take the piss out of Bolton as well as boosting my bank balance so I could buy your best goalkeeper?
May 19, 201214 yr If so why not visit the DW Sports I've built on Burnden Park to take the piss out of Bolton as well as boosting my bank balance so I could buy your best goalkeeper? Go on, give us a smile.
May 19, 201214 yr Go on, give us a smile. OK then Big Sam is back where he belongs and that means Whelan will have to pay more money to finish 4th bottom than if Blackpool had gone up.
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