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Darren, have you thought of getting some other mates? You know, ones without massive gobs?

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Darren, have you thought of getting some other mates? You know, ones without massive gobs?

 

:D

 

Haha

 

I do have some of those too.

Darren, have you thought of getting some other mates? You know, ones without massive gobs?

you're still bitter that you're not LWs type aren't you

 

 

:D

you're still bitter that you're not LWs type aren't you

 

 

:D

 

Gutted :(

#Gutted :(

 

Amended.

I find that when I'm not there and he says, "Oh, you know Daz? You do know he's got a bird, right?" then that works quite well as a contraceptive for me.

i said it once

 

she said were is daz tonight

 

ii said at is birds not knowing it was hush hush

 

sha said what a bastars he promist to ruin me tonight

Edited by little whitt

I'm just teasing Whitt, I'm really not that arsed.

Edited by DazBobParr

get some new mates Daz :D

I so hope your mother doesn't come on here....

Edited by CWP

I so hope your mother doesn't come on here....

 

That bird does sound like a lovely girl thought. I reckon Mummy would love to meet her.

A keeper for sure

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Stop it, stop it now.

I so hope your mother doesn't come on here....

 

Nor yours.

 

Ahem, further editing required please folks. Thanks muchly.

Edited by DazBobParr

Ive been off Facebook for a couple of years now

 

Don't miss it at all

Working away a lot means Facebook and twitter become very entertaining.

Ahem, further editing required please folks.

:good:

Faecesbook. Says it all.

 

Suitable for queers and birds.

:good:

 

:hi: to you and NB

Only really use Facebook for checking in at places these days.

 

Use twitter a lot more. Mainly for following that Chelsea Fergo bird.

Never been on Facebook myself....

 

But Ive seen it cause a lot of havoc for many people.

Never been on Facebook myself....

 

But Ive seen it cause a lot of havoc for many people.

There's some right car crashes on there. you don't want to look, but you do.....

There's some right car crashes on there. you don't want to look, but you do.....

 

my sister in-law is on there 24 hours a day causing grief....

 

I mean,spending all night posting shite on the internet??

 

...some people are pathetic.

I need to have a good clear out, theres folk on there as "friends" who I wouldnt even say hello to if I passed them on the street.

 

Used to think it was good but now its full of attention seeking nobs.

There's some right car crashes on there. you don't want to look, but you do.....

 

Saw a lass i went school with have an epic melt down on FB.

 

Starts off with her moaning as she'd ran up huge debts sat at home with her fella at work and they'd had collection agencies contacting them.

 

More stress head posts as he got made redundant.

 

Every thing is going to be ok as they'd spent his redundancy cash on a holiday for the family to cheer them up.

 

More stress and worry as came back to bailiff letters for their debts.

 

Lovely holiday pics get posted the same night

 

Next week she's kicked him out and they're posting as each other on each others walls like pair of 13 year olds.

 

They're back together they're split many times over the coming weeks.

 

She's divorcing him coz she dont need no man.

 

Sad for her but entertaining for me.

People put their life stories and their troubles all over facebook, as soon as something happens, people must think 'oh i must type that as a facebook status'

 

Used to have a smartphone but inadvertently reverted back to an old Nokia.. Made me text people a lot more and actually speak to people more. Like to think its made me more sociable. Strange that isnt it. Lower use of a social media website = more sociable.

People put their life stories and their troubles all over facebook, as soon as something happens, people must think 'oh i must type that as a facebook status'

 

Used to have a smartphone but inadvertently reverted back to an old Nokia.. Made me text people a lot more and actually speak to people more. Like to think its made me more sociable. Strange that isnt it. Lower use of a social media website = more sociable.

 

Can you play snake on it?

Can you play snake on it?

 

No, its got a colour screen and can play Sudoku though. Prefer the quizzes in the daily star though if i am honest

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