On BBC4 tonight from 9.20.. Should be worth a watch if yer into that sort of stuff

 

We do get HP and Daddies down here tha knows. There must be a hundred 'British shops' in Perth.

 

Daddies?

 

You filthy beast!

Aye,but do your get Happy Shoppers brown sauce ?

i was talking to my mate's parents the other day. Their son NS is an engineer originally from Morris Green and now living in Perth. they said when they said visited,N took his dad for a round of golf and halfway through the round a kangaroo bobbed past them on the green. Is that likely to happen down your way,or is N's dad a wind up merchant ?

When are you back in god's country pal ?

 

Fucking kangaroos everywhere here mate. I live about a mile away from my amateur football club and they regularly hop through us at training etc. (not winding you up mate - genuinely true). They are on almost every golf course around here.

 

Happy Shoppers? WTF?

 

Was expecting to be back there for the last home game or the one before that but some developments in Spain may mean that all of my time on this trip will need to be taken up there. Looking forward to getting back I can tell thee.

All opinions accepted. For me, a legend. Preferred The Jam to his solo stuff mind but he has released some great tunes on his own.

 

You stick to Pussy Riot, Crawley. You could never understand.

 

Pussy Riot? nah. On a Tom Waits mission at the moment, along with The Tallest Man on Earth.

 

I just don't really like The Jam (but I think his lyrics at the time were probably the best -along with Bragg- social commentary about living in commuter towns on the edge of larger cities, jobless and with little hope but dead end work) I can totally understand why blokes of a certain generation hold them dear.

 

I can't stand his solo stuff though, boring and bland.

Pussy Riot? nah. On a Tom Waits mission at the moment, along with The Tallest Man on Earth.

 

I just don't really like The Jam (but I think his lyrics at the time were probably the best -along with Bragg- social commentary about living in commuter towns on the edge of larger cities, jobless and with little hope but dead end work) I can totally understand why blokes of a certain generation hold them dear.

 

I can't stand his solo stuff though, boring and bland.

 

 

So it's official then? Crawley does not like pussy?

So it's official then? Crawley does not like pussy?

 

If only that were true my friend, if only that were true.

If only that were true my friend, if only that were true.

 

So the missus caught you with your hand on another bird's busters then?

So the missus caught you with your hand on another bird's busters then?

 

He'd rather grope another woman than shag his missus twice.

 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush apparently.

Oh no, nowt like that you sordid buggers

Oh no, nowt like that you sordid buggers

 

 

Only asking.

If only that were true my friend, if only that were true.

 

CONFESSION!

CONFESSION!

 

He's just denied touching some other bird's busters

Edited December 11, 201213 yr by no balls

He's just denied touching some other bird's busters

 

Didn't say he didn't finger her.

Didn't say he didn't finger her.

 

Well if he didn't do busters first then he's a cad!

Perhaps, just perhaps, Crawley is the innocent party here.

 

Not all relationships end because men can't keep it in their pants, although my first marriage did.

Well if he didn't do busters first then he's a cad!

 

Not neccecelery

 

Upstairs in Ritzy, I reckon there were a lot more birds fingered than had their busters felt.

Not neccecelery

 

Upstairs in Ritzy, I reckon there were a lot more birds fingered than had their busters felt.

 

Right, Spaznób, rules are: Snog first, buster feeling next then fingers after. It's just manners.

 

Have you always been rubbish at foreplay or have you got lazy since you started sniffing birds from Bamboogie?

Right, Spaznób, rules are: Snog first, buster feeling next then fingers after. It's just manners.

 

Have you always been rubbish at foreplay or have you got lazy since you started sniffing birds from Bamboogie?

 

Busters with left hand, knuckle deep with the right.

 

Spider - lady pleaser.

It's like the TV show Strike It Lucky.

 

You go top, middle, bottom.

Right, Spaznób, rules are: Snog first, buster feeling next then fingers after. It's just manners.

 

Have you always been rubbish at foreplay or have you got lazy since you started sniffing birds from Bamboogie?

 

Oi, nasty pastie.

 

I'm a considerate gent.

 

To be honest, I usually buy a drink before the snog.

 

I'm merely pointing out it can be more discreet (dependant on clothing) to administer a finger than it is to grope a boob.

 

Of course, I'd only do either after a minimum of 3 weeks of courting and after permission from her father.

She can carry on drinking Hooch if you're keeping her wide on serviced and yanking on a nipple.

 

Toe curling stuff, I'd say.

It's like the TV show Strike It Lucky.

 

You go top, middle, bottom.

 

 

What about if she's horizontal and unconscious?

Right, Spaznób, rules are: Snog first, buster feeling next then fingers after. It's just manners.

 

Have you always been rubbish at foreplay or have you got lazy since you started sniffing birds from Bamboogie?

 

Good point well made NB Rules is Rules! Remind me was it trying to shove her hand down your kek's just after the fingering bit?. it's been a while

Oi, nasty pastie.

 

I'm a considerate gent.

 

To be honest, I usually buy a drink before the snog.

 

 

So, did you spill my drink so you could touch my busters? You dirty dog, you!

So, did you spill my drink so you could touch my busters? You dirty dog, you!

 

Haha.

 

... but if I'd have been after a feel of your boobies I'd have got you a treble, not a single

Good point well made NB Rules is Rules! Remind me was it trying to shove her hand down your kek's just after the fingering bit?. it's been a while

 

To be honest, she should do that as part of etiquette unless she's frigid. Not just that though, surely the lady in question would want to feel the merchandise before gooing wom with em.

Edited December 11, 201213 yr by no balls