November 7, 201213 yr you might think I'm talking pish but I'm not. for a change. I'm meeting a lady who is more than a match for me at 3. she is called linda and used to be in her words "an exotic dancer". what a cracking chassis she has she seems keen.. I had 31 texts off her when I woke up Edited November 7, 201213 yr by jazza
November 7, 201213 yr you might think I'm talking pish but I'm not. for a change. I'm meeting a lady who is more than a match for me at 3. she is called linda and used to be in her words "an exotic dancer". what a cracking chassis she has she seems keen.. I had 31 texts off her when I woke up at 3 this afternoon?
November 7, 201213 yr she seems keen.. I had 31 texts off her then I woke up Fixed it for you Jazza! (Hope it goes well, mate.)
November 7, 201213 yr Nice to meet you in person last night Jazza If you remember ;-) Hope the stay in Bolton is enjoyable pal
November 7, 201213 yr Nice to meet you in person last night Jazza If you remember ;-) Hope the stay in Bolton is enjoyable pal dont encourage him ffs
November 7, 201213 yr If I got 31 texts of a wench during a few hours kip then I'd be worried about her mental state. It's one to rattle and forget.
November 7, 201213 yr Author rattle and forget is the plan. anyone who knows me though knows that things rarely go to plan. I feel rough.... wonder why?
November 7, 201213 yr Author Nice to meet you in person last night Jazza If you remember ;-) Hope the stay in Bolton is enjoyable pal I remember you Jules.. a lot younger than I expected... not as young as stevieb though. good meeting you pal
November 7, 201213 yr no.. the fun pub in leven I had to google Leven, are you currently still in Bolton?
November 7, 201213 yr Author I had to google Leven, are you currently still in Bolton? yes.. in premier inn at Reebok. thinking if getting up soon but rough as fuck.
November 7, 201213 yr If I got 31 texts of a wench during a few hours kip then I'd be worried about her mental state. It's one to rattle and forget. I was awoken by a text at 7.20 this morning (I forgot to set my iPhone wanker not do not disturb). Is this too early, are there rules of hours of this, or do I get up too late?
November 7, 201213 yr yes.. in premier inn at Reebok. thinking if getting up soon but rough as fuck. are you washing your man parts and getting tarted up before you head up?
November 7, 201213 yr I was awoken by a text at 7.20 this morning (I forgot to set my iPhone wanker not do not disturb). Is this too early, are there rules of hours of this, or do I get up too late? Could be worse, your twat of a brother could accidentally ring you at 7 knowing its your day off!
November 7, 201213 yr Author I was awoken by a text at 7.20 this morning (I forgot to set my iPhone wanker not do not disturb). Is this too early, are there rules of hours of this, or do I get up too late? it wasn't me..... was it?
November 7, 201213 yr You should not be receiving texts till at least 8am IMO. And stevieb,I have a whole list of callers that phone me by mistake on a daily basis,as Im the first name in peoples phones. I get 10 minutes voicemails of my plumber mate scrattling round under floor boards etc.
November 7, 201213 yr Author are you washing your man parts and getting tarted up before you head up? I've got standards.. depending on time I'm either going home to spruce up or buy new clothes and bin these
November 7, 201213 yr it wasn't me..... was it? I doubt you have my number. It had big words in it too, no offence but I'm not sure you're up to typing those due to the state you were in last night.
November 7, 201213 yr 31 texts? I'd be scared. By all means shag it, but make sure you don't let her know the address of your caravan.
November 7, 201213 yr I'm surprised at you spazmong I'll ask, HBAHT? Sincere apologies. I suppose at 21 posts in already I assumed somebody must've asked. It'll not happen again.
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