let battle commence

Stay Safe!!

Picture if possible please Jazza

Picture if possible please Jazza

 

before , during or after?

I was awoken by a text at 7.20 this morning (I forgot to set my iPhone wanker not do not disturb).

 

Is this too early, are there rules of hours of this, or do I get up too late?

 

Sorry to intrude when the story is getting interesting, but I was awoken by a text at 5.48 last Saturday morning. I'd had a restless night, finally dropping off into a deep sleep around 4am. It ran to around 300 words (I think she was a bit stressed). Not mucky!

I think he said last night tonight was the night he's going to chop her up into little pieces though I may've heard it wrong with Jazza being foreign and all that.

Take the teeth out first.

Edited November 7, 201213 yr by HR

Take the teeth out first.

 

And why's that?

 

Any other tips?

Shave the hair off (all of it)

feed it to pigs?

fuck me he has done some miles last 2/3 days

 

we need a tracker on him like flightradar24

 

WERE'S JAZZA WATCH

feed it to pigs?

 

Only once the teeth have gone.

 

HR & Smiffs are skilled in these matters. There's no chance Grissam'd get these boys.

When someone is encased in a purely nitrogen atmosphere, oxygen flow is reversed from arterial blood and tissues back into the lungs and loss of consciousness follows within seconds.

When someone is encased in a purely nitrogen atmosphere, oxygen flow is reversed from arterial blood and tissues back into the lungs and loss of consciousness follows within seconds.

 

 

Please tell me you're not coming to the next Dungeon night.

in fun pub (that's its name). job sorted.. fuckin scary place though. I'll try and get a pic but not easy without appearing a perv.

Edited November 7, 201213 yr by jazza

I'm just trying to fill the suspense filled gap Linda has formed. You can bet if she is looked at as lovingly as the meat and potato pie last night it will be Jazza's lucky day.

I'll try and get a pic but not easy without appearing a perv.

 

From the sounds of the 31 texts, I don't think she'll accuse you of that.

Don't forget to rubber up.

Don't forget to rubber up.

 

Or just spit on it.

 

 

Or just spit on it.

 

That's no way to talk about Linda.

That's no way to talk about Linda.

 

Unless Linda likes that sort of thing.

 

 

Unless Linda likes that sort of thing.

 

True.

 

Maybe that's what text #28 said.

I don't think we're going to get this photo are we?

 

Is it just me thinking she'll be a Jock version of Lola, with faded feathers in her hair, still missing her Tony?

How is he going to get a picture without her noticing?

How is he going to get a picture without her noticing?

 

He could do one of them phone facing you both looking at it photos people put on FB, silly.