November 23, 201213 yr After 4999 posts of utter drivel... I'm gonna be a dad. Wanderers ways parenting tips appreciated. Also how to cope when your 2 year old looks older than you will not go a miss.
November 23, 201213 yr Congrats pal. Nothing better in life than driving home from work looking forward to a massive beaming smile off the little en when you get in. Edited November 23, 201213 yr by Matt
November 23, 201213 yr Kids are fooking brilliant, seriously they are. However you need to realise that your life as you know it will never be the same again! Good luck and congratulations!
November 23, 201213 yr Author Got my head around binning off all day rinses etc. Not arsed (lies). Went to the match last week and tried not drinking, grimmest thing ive ever done. Lasted til after the game but had 3 pints in scotts after, the mrs was in tow drinking her pop so we were alright. Im trying my darndest to do the "not drinking during pregnancy" lark but im not gonna lie, its fucking more hassle than its worth! Jokes!
November 23, 201213 yr All the best to yourself an the missus Stevie. It is the greatest thing which ever happens to you.
November 23, 201213 yr Nice lass you've got there stevie. Well done to you both Has she got a sister you can get stuck into when she puts a sex bam on?
November 23, 201213 yr Author Nice lass you've got there stevie. Well done to you both Has she got a sister you can get stuck into when she puts a sex bam on? Nah, and the mums knocking on abit #shitter
November 23, 201213 yr Nah, and the mums knocking on abit #shitter I'm surprised you're wanking let alone pokey wetting wimmin so fair fucks
November 23, 201213 yr Author I'm surprised you're wanking let alone pokey wetting wimmin so fair fucks Youve seen my pubes, wheres the surprise! If its good enough for the 14 year old scutter class im sure nothing compares to my balls
November 23, 201213 yr Congrats. 5000 posts eh? I wouldn't mind guessing it'll be a long while before you make 6000 posts. All the best mate, probably the best bit of jizzing you've ever done. Edited November 23, 201213 yr by Burndens Bogs
November 26, 201213 yr Author Congratulations Stevie, chuffed to bits for you both Cheers bb, ill bear you in mind for the christening do. You are the family dj after all.
After 4999 posts of utter drivel...
I'm gonna be a dad.
Wanderers ways parenting tips appreciated.
Also how to cope when your 2 year old looks older than you will not go a miss.