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5000Th Post

After 4999 posts of utter drivel...

 

I'm gonna be a dad.

 

 

Wanderers ways parenting tips appreciated.

 

Also how to cope when your 2 year old looks older than you will not go a miss.

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After 4999 posts of utter drivel...

 

I'm gonna be a dad.

 

 

Wanderers ways parenting tips appreciated.

 

Also how to cope when your 2 year old looks older than you will not go a miss.

 

iMpending parenthood wanker :D

PS Congratulations too. I've always advocated the rights of lesbians to adopt.

Who's the father?

congratulations Stevie, You've done the hard work. put your feet up pal.

Does this explain the garlic bread with runny egg saga?? :D

 

Well done pal...

 

Say farewell to your all day sessions at the match my friend.

Congrats

 

I'd imagine you'll get sympathetic looks of strangers though who'll be thinking, "Bless 'im. Only 14 years old himself but at least he's facing up to his responsibilities."

by the way Stevie did you plan this to coincide with your 5000th post? Your Maude wanted a sprog earlier but you insisted on waiting for a milestone?

 

I'm impressed

Does this explain the garlic bread with runny egg saga?? :D

:D

I'd say well done but seeing as I knew the morning after you had it off I'd say well done me.

Can't wait to see the little one, you'll both be ace parents x

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Went for the scan today and the woman nearly referred us to the teenage pregnancy people. The mrs is 28 and im 27!

Congrats mate,

 

I'm a month away from SJM junior appearing

Went for the scan today and the woman nearly referred us to the teenage pregnancy people. The mrs is 28 and im 27! :D

congrats pal

StevieB...2013

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well done pal... beers on me next time I see you

Congrats.

 

Despite the expense, lack of sleep, smell, hassle , expense, time constraints and expense, it's the best thing you'll ever do.

 

Pricey, mind you.

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StevieB...2013

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It's uncanny. Like looking into the future.

 

I knew I was on 4999 posts on monday and thought I'll abstain for a few days!

surprised you managed to get the job done with all that posting. :thumbsup:

Congratulations.

Went for the scan today and the woman nearly referred us to the teenage pregnancy people. The mrs is 28 and im 27!

 

i looked as young as you when i was 27,but after being a parent for a good few years,i look more like a cross of traf/micky D and gonzo's wanking socks

Congrats.

 

Despite the expense, lack of sleep, smell, hassle , expense, time constraints and expense, it's the best thing you'll ever do.

 

Pricey, mind you.

 

Not forgetting the expense.

 

Congratulations!

The expense?...............what were you going to do with that £220k over the next 21 years anyway?

 

Congratulations.

The expense?...............what were you going to do with that £220k over the next 21 years anyway?

 

Congratulations.

21 years? Ha ha! I'm 43, they might end up with one like me :)
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If he or she is owt like me itll be getting told "you are getting fuck all when i die" as soon as its ten.

 

I love the wanderersways family!

Stock up on Calpol.

Stock up on Calpol.

 

and matanium too

 

 

if you dont know what it is .look it up its good stuff

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and matanium too

 

 

if you dont know what it is .look it up its good stuff

 

Does it stop the mrs moaning?

 

Had a fair few booze free weekends over the last 7/8 weeks. They are proper shit!

 

I reckon it just like having a big shit and so all the "pain" she's going through is just lies.

Does it stop the mrs moaning?

 

Had a fair few booze free weekends over the last 7/8 weeks. They are proper shit!

 

I reckon it just like having a big shit and so all the "pain" she's going through is just lies.

 

Wait till the delivery suite looks like the set of a Saw film.

 

Blood and guts all over your new forrest greens.

After 4999 posts of utter drivel...

 

I'm gonna be a dad.

 

 

Wanderers ways parenting tips appreciated.

 

Also how to cope when your 2 year old looks older than you will not go a miss.

 

 

5,000 posts

 

or

 

A babbee

 

Which is most fulfilling?

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