January 21, 201313 yr The stuff I had earlier was crazy... I can still barely feel my feet Beware On the first WWays foreign tor 10 years ago, we found a small bar off the main drag selling it cheaper than water. A mutual friend of mine and Gonzo's (JB) hammered it, walked out, and promptly collapsed face first with a parked car. Out cold, we took him back to the hotel to sleep it off. We should have taken him to the hospital but it was only about 9pm. Later on, one of the other lads then took a brass back. She wasn't for shagging him with another bloke in the room. She must have standards or sommat. 'Dont worry, he's in a coma, now get your tits out' was his romantic reply before shagging her. He woke up a day later with a fractured cheekbone and severe nerve damage which took a year of work at Blackpool hospital to resolve.
January 21, 201313 yr In Atlas, some daft fucker decided he was going to leave without paying, full scale war, pepper spray deployed, bouncers pelted, I felt proper sorry for them that were shagging as the storm troopers came in, gassed us and closed the gaff.
January 21, 201313 yr In Legends, some daft fucker sneezed, spat their chewing gum out and thought they'd lost their septum. Mr H had a slice of tomato and an onion ring. The greedy fucker.
January 21, 201313 yr In Atlas, some daft fucker decided he was going to leave without paying, full scale war, pepper spray deployed, bouncers pelted, I felt proper sorry for them that were shagging as the storm troopers came in, gassed us and closed the gaff. I wanted to pay. I just got bored waiting to do so. A couple of lads from Southampton had lost their card and were proclaiming innocence whilst I was there, cash in hand, ready to pay and go. After a full 21 seconds I thought 'fuck this'. My patience hasn't improved much on that front
January 21, 201313 yr Mr H had a slice of tomato and an onion ring. The greedy fucker. Doubled up in agony with heartburn, I offered him a Rennie. 'Eatings cheating' was his reply.
January 21, 201313 yr In Legends, some daft fucker sneezed, spat their chewing gum out and thought they'd lost their septum. Mr H had a slice of tomato and an onion ring. The greedy fucker. Post of the month. Ace.
January 21, 201313 yr In Legends, some daft fucker sneezed, spat their chewing gum out and thought they'd lost their septum. To be fair, nobody'd been surprised if it was
January 21, 201313 yr Author Oops that was supposed to be a text Edited January 21, 201313 yr by jazza
January 21, 201313 yr I've got some great photos of 2002, Widnes sat on the end of the bed watching grot.
January 21, 201313 yr I've got some great photos of 2002, Widnes sat on the end of the bed watching grot. Please....
January 21, 201313 yr Author There's a fat bloke in fila trackers on stage.. He must have paid a fortune
January 22, 201313 yr Author In taxi .. £150 lighter Enough said Cindy from Ghana is some woman Edited January 22, 201313 yr by jazza
January 22, 201313 yr Author I've a photo of her and me but can't work how to put it on here due to me being off my head on beer and Absinth
January 22, 201313 yr Author I've got a slight feeling cindy isn't her real name ... What a set of nipples though
January 22, 201313 yr Author This trip is the best of my life already... Absolutely brilliant I've not fallen over or shit my self once which puts it 1 ahead of Peterborough
January 22, 201313 yr I've got a slight feeling cindy isn't her real name ... What a set of nipples though Ha ha, enjoy yourself you mad fucker.
January 22, 201313 yr Author For anyone looking at my pic on Facebook... I have a startled look for a reason
January 22, 201313 yr For anyone looking at my pic on Facebook... I have a startled look for a reason Has she just flopped her cock out?
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