March 19, 201313 yr On the one show, I still would Well she is holding out for a hero after she was lost in france
March 19, 201313 yr Said this before, but she'll be one of them ladies who'd make you a full English the morning after.
March 19, 201313 yr Said this before, but she'll be one of them ladies who'd make you a full English the morning after. Not sure about that. I bet the dirty bitch'd add cockles & seaweed to the plate. Dirty bastards!
March 19, 201313 yr What's she singing ? and if she does win, would the next Eurovision be in Cardiff ?
March 19, 201313 yr What's she singing ? and if she does win, would the next Eurovision be in Cardiff ? It would be in the capital London
March 19, 201313 yr It would be in the capital London We wont win anyway, even if she did have the finest song in the contest. She could do a back drop and show her knicker's in front of the judges and you would still get an old Romanian grandma banging a big fuck off drum and wailing to a dirge and ending up miles in front of us in the contest.
March 20, 201313 yr She looks better now than she did in the 80s. I suspect a bit of surgery has been done.
March 20, 201313 yr and yes obviosuly i would she's on the telly #rough There'd only be love in the dark.
March 20, 201313 yr I definitely would! It'd have to be from behind like - she could even beat the rhythm to dictate my pace, as long as she didn't beat out "dum, dum, dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum - CHEAT!" Oh, you're on about Bonnie Tyler - erm...yeah, I meant her, I'd shag her...
March 20, 201313 yr Ill bet her cunt smells like a butchers bin as well, she looks the sort Or the "Land of Yeast and Cheese" and the aroma of a mangrove swamp at low tide.
March 20, 201313 yr heard her being interviewed on R5 last week talking about eurovision. she sounded like a 103 year old woman who smooks 4 packs of woodbines a day.
March 20, 201313 yr We wont win anyway, even if she did have the finest song in the contest. She could do a back drop and show her knicker's in front of the judges and you would still get an old Romanian grandma banging a big fuck off drum and wailing to a dirge and ending up miles in front of us in the contest. nowt wrong with a good dirge some have been singing it on here for years
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