Whisky Face

[Traf]

Took me fucking ages to get home, the twats are going past our office window and I didn't have my catapult and didn't need a shit.

 

Nobody plans to fail, but many fail to plan.

 

You should have taken a bag of your own shit to work with you in case of temporary constipation.

[no balls]

Took me fucking ages to get home, the twats are going past our office window and I didn't have my catapult and didn't need a shit.

 

I've had an earful about it. Apparently it's bedlam. Could they not do it after commute time, it's light till late now.

Thoughtless fuckers.

 

Oh and Carlos, always have a stash of plop just in case. You can curl it out into ice cube bags to pop out when required.

[oggybwfc]

I've had an earful about it. Apparently it's bedlam. Could they not do it after commute time, it's light till late now.

Thoughtless fuckers.

 

Oh and Carlos, always have a stash of plop just in case. You can curl it out into ice cube bags to pop out when required.

 

Cue strange photos of pooh in jonnies.

[Guest]

Born to be a manager?

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22525518

[jules_darby]

I see Uncle Howard's been at the cooking sherry again

[Youri McAnespie]

Where's Al Qaeda when they're needed? A snapshot of the Scum support; The perpetually bewildered, The Ena Sharples lookalikeys, The doleite virgins, The sexual miscreants and outcasts, The ginger earnest Scholes-identifiers, The Wayne-Kerrs, The 'no-glory or happiness in the rest of my worthless life so I'll follow the filth' failures, The "my old man used to take mee watchin' The Baaabes" Liars...

 

Edited May 15, 2013 by Youri McAnespie

[Ghana White]

Just stood next to a bloke on the train, united shirt, champions on the back, united museum tour lanyard on. Why do they do it? He was a grown man coming back from work, to Bolton unfortunately. What's missing in his life? Does he think people will respect him if he's caught in some sort of reflected glory? I pity him I genuinely do.

[tomski]

It will be summat to do with small penis syndrome.

[oggybwfc]

Just stood next to a bloke on the train, united shirt, champions on the back, united museum tour lanyard on. Why do they do it? He was a grown man coming back from work, to Bolton unfortunately. What's missing in his life? Does he think people will respect him if he's caught in some sort of reflected glory? I pity him I genuinely do.

 

Are your knuckles still intact?