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Songs To Sing At 5Am In Cafe Benidorm

There's a terraced houset in Blackpool with ivy round the door :D

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Anewman upsets leeeeeeds

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Anewmans chat up line at 6am....

 

I'll suck your farts out bitch

Most of the pictures are The Artists Vicky Leyton what I've seen doing the razor blade routine :)

How's the busty, blonde, Brazilian lifeguard?

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He's reet but he crashed and burned at 3am

 

Fucking lesbian

 

Out bathroom smells like a farmyard

What time was first smook of the morning or have you just powered through?

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Woke Quinny and rally up yesterday after a proper 24 hour session.

 

Both of them, lay in their beds rougher than toast, instantly grabbed their cigs before both eyes were open.

 

 

Woke Quinny and rally up yesterday after a proper 24 hour session.

 

Both of them, lay in their beds rougher than toast, instantly grabbed their cigs before both eyes were open.

 

Good lads. That's commitment to a lifestyle choice is that.

I fucking love Benidorm.

 

You been in the black chicken yet???

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No but I think there's one lay dead in the toilet

Cafe Benidorm has some sort of huge magnet in it

 

It doesn't matter what route I take or which bars I go in, I always end the night in Cafe Benidorm for some reason, any the 6 o'clock stunners are an education.

 

It's impossible not to pull in Benidorm even when you don't want to

I go in 5 weeks. Never been before

We have a jolly boys every September, I'd hate to go for my holidays there but for a lads piss up it's spot on

 

Cheap beer, slags everwhere, drugs readily available, If Carling did lads holiday then Benidorm would be the place

I fucking love Benidorm.

 

You been in the black chicken yet???

 

I stayed in the ambassador right opposite to the black chicken. Looked like your kind of place...dodgy as fuck! I loved Benidorm for a girls weekend, that cheap and nasty it was brilliant. Spent most of our time in The Red Lion, Rockys and the Tiki bar. Was booked to go back in Septemeber but other stuff has stopped me from going! Gutted!

Tiki bar is ace during the day, a great sun trap

 

Never been in at night but directly facing the beach

Woke Quinny and rally up yesterday after a proper 24 hour session.

 

Both of them, lay in their beds rougher than toast, instantly grabbed their cigs before both eyes were open.

 

Fuckin hard core these 2, oh well you only live once

 

Tiki bar is mental, gabriella still here too looking fitter, she still doesn't wanna swap this lifestyle for bolton

100% success rate in Morgan's tavern. loads of up for it women in all states of fancy dress. then on to the western saloon bar. Best start to a night ever. 3 nights twice a year for my crew. festival weekend in mental.My mate reckons hes in with Gabriella from the Tiki bar. 6 bottles of corona 11 euros-I don't mind if I do!

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100% success rate in Morgan's tavern. loads of up for it women in all states of fancy dress. then on to the western saloon bar. Best start to a night ever. 3 nights twice a year for my crew. festival weekend in mental.My mate reckons hes in with Gabriella from the Tiki bar. 6 bottles of corona 11 euros-I don't mind if I do!

 

Chattin to her now

Cafe Benidorm has some sort of huge magnet in it

 

It doesn't matter what route I take or which bars I go in, I always end the night in Cafe Benidorm for some reason, any the 6 o'clock stunners are an education.

 

It's impossible not to pull in Benidorm even when you don't want to

 

I asked our lad if he pulled in Cafe Benidorm after reading this. His reply was doubtful after supping for 30 odd hours but if he did, he has no recollection at all!

Deary me!

One of the lads who was with us last year pulled a scottish bird in Cafe Benidorm but the funny thing is that about 10 of us had already refused her advancces, he was 11th choice

 

He's on holiday with her at the moment and regularly goes to Scotland to see her, not that we take the piss out of him or anything

I lost my virginity in benidorm

 

A classy young lady from Sheffield that I pulled in the Hippodrome

 

Bet she's got 6 kids by now

I lost my virginity in benidorm

 

A classy young lady from Sheffield that I pulled in the Hippodrome

 

Bet she's got 6 kids by now

 

One of em slightly balding with a fucked up knee?

Well jel seeing the pictures on FB. I should have gone with them.

 

Love Beni

 

 

One of em slightly balding with a fucked up knee?

Hope not for his (or her) sake

 

They'd be about 18

 

I think i finished before she knew I was in.....the lads walked in on me at it too....including Gumbo IIRC

 

Last time I went, I rolled in at 5:30am, fell out of my bed and ended up in a ball at the bottom of my mates bed. Woke up, went to breakfast in the same clothes and was getting disgusted looks and tuts off all the pensioners. Couldn't face the food so went for a pint and a shot at 9am. I was ruined that weekend.

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