Smiffs Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 There's a terraced houset in Blackpool with ivy round the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 15, 2013 Author Share Posted June 15, 2013 Anewman upsets leeeeeeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 15, 2013 Author Share Posted June 15, 2013 Anewmans chat up line at 6am.... I'll suck your farts out bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Most of the pictures are The Artists Vicky Leyton what I've seen doing the razor blade routine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizz Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 How's the busty, blonde, Brazilian lifeguard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 15, 2013 Author Share Posted June 15, 2013 He's reet but he crashed and burned at 3am Fucking lesbian Out bathroom smells like a farmyard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 What time was first smook of the morning or have you just powered through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 15, 2013 Author Share Posted June 15, 2013 Woke Quinny and rally up yesterday after a proper 24 hour session. Both of them, lay in their beds rougher than toast, instantly grabbed their cigs before both eyes were open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Woke Quinny and rally up yesterday after a proper 24 hour session. Both of them, lay in their beds rougher than toast, instantly grabbed their cigs before both eyes were open. Good lads. That's commitment to a lifestyle choice is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 I fucking love Benidorm. You been in the black chicken yet??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 15, 2013 Author Share Posted June 15, 2013 No but I think there's one lay dead in the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Cafe Benidorm has some sort of huge magnet in it It doesn't matter what route I take or which bars I go in, I always end the night in Cafe Benidorm for some reason, any the 6 o'clock stunners are an education. It's impossible not to pull in Benidorm even when you don't want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 I go in 5 weeks. Never been before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 We have a jolly boys every September, I'd hate to go for my holidays there but for a lads piss up it's spot on Cheap beer, slags everwhere, drugs readily available, If Carling did lads holiday then Benidorm would be the place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted June 15, 2013 Members Share Posted June 15, 2013 I fucking love Benidorm. You been in the black chicken yet??? I stayed in the ambassador right opposite to the black chicken. Looked like your kind of place...dodgy as fuck! I loved Benidorm for a girls weekend, that cheap and nasty it was brilliant. Spent most of our time in The Red Lion, Rockys and the Tiki bar. Was booked to go back in Septemeber but other stuff has stopped me from going! Gutted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Tiki bar is ace during the day, a great sun trap Never been in at night but directly facing the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Woke Quinny and rally up yesterday after a proper 24 hour session. Both of them, lay in their beds rougher than toast, instantly grabbed their cigs before both eyes were open. Fuckin hard core these 2, oh well you only live once Tiki bar is mental, gabriella still here too looking fitter, she still doesn't wanna swap this lifestyle for bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james phillips Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) 100% success rate in Morgan's tavern. loads of up for it women in all states of fancy dress. then on to the western saloon bar. Best start to a night ever. 3 nights twice a year for my crew. festival weekend in mental.My mate reckons hes in with Gabriella from the Tiki bar. 6 bottles of corona 11 euros-I don't mind if I do! Edited June 16, 2013 by james phillips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 100% success rate in Morgan's tavern. loads of up for it women in all states of fancy dress. then on to the western saloon bar. Best start to a night ever. 3 nights twice a year for my crew. festival weekend in mental.My mate reckons hes in with Gabriella from the Tiki bar. 6 bottles of corona 11 euros-I don't mind if I do! Chattin to her now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Cafe Benidorm has some sort of huge magnet in it It doesn't matter what route I take or which bars I go in, I always end the night in Cafe Benidorm for some reason, any the 6 o'clock stunners are an education. It's impossible not to pull in Benidorm even when you don't want to I asked our lad if he pulled in Cafe Benidorm after reading this. His reply was doubtful after supping for 30 odd hours but if he did, he has no recollection at all! Deary me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 One of the lads who was with us last year pulled a scottish bird in Cafe Benidorm but the funny thing is that about 10 of us had already refused her advancces, he was 11th choice He's on holiday with her at the moment and regularly goes to Scotland to see her, not that we take the piss out of him or anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I lost my virginity in benidorm A classy young lady from Sheffield that I pulled in the Hippodrome Bet she's got 6 kids by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I lost my virginity in benidorm A classy young lady from Sheffield that I pulled in the Hippodrome Bet she's got 6 kids by now One of em slightly balding with a fucked up knee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Well jel seeing the pictures on FB. I should have gone with them. Love Beni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 One of em slightly balding with a fucked up knee? Hope not for his (or her) sake They'd be about 18 I think i finished before she knew I was in.....the lads walked in on me at it too....including Gumbo IIRC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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