JUST CUNT OFF WILL YOU

 

I'v had afuckingnough of these cunts.

 

Ashamed to say I used to work for them.

 

Yet again my secure card code whatever the fuck you call it has packed up again

 

queue 30 minutes on the phone telling me I must have dropped it.

 

I DON'T TAKE IT OUT THE HOUSE WITH ME

 

HOW MANY TIMES

 

Every 2 months this happens

 

Iv been keeping them all and just counted up and thats the 17th one now

 

Ladies and Gentlemen of WanderersWays can you tell me a bank I can move to where I don't need one of these cunting security login dongle pieces of shit

 

Iv been recomended Lloyds

 

By the way, I don't want the bank to do anything whatsoever apart from let me withdraw money, and make payments on internet cunting banking

 

Is that really a lot to ask?

Or Skype even?

 

 

Ah yes.  It's so easy to lose track of which things are causing him problems.

Santander. Easy to use online and you don't need a card reader but if you did I'm sure it would work fine.

I'm with the Halifax and use their internet banking all the time.

 

No stupid machine thing, just secure passwords and really easy to use.

Maybe the fact that both HSBC login & skype address books work perfectly for everyone else and not you indicates that you've not rubbed yourself with a balloon in a long time

Edited June 24, 201313 yr by jazza

First direct are fine

HSBC are fine.

Natwest - fooking me off. Not my choice of business banking. But their card reader device is a pain in the front bum when trying to pay multiple invoices, etc. And now I've managed to lock out the account until they send me a new pin (up to 7 days).

Working fine here, all DDs and bills in full working order. God bless HSBC!

I have had a Czech bank account since 2006 and they gave me what they call a token, same thing as a card reader I guess where you put in a 4 digit Code? Anyway never had a problem with it. British banks could learn a lot from the Czechs. If I have a problem, I have a contact who I phone and he sorts it out. It's the same person every time and he speaks perfect English.

Edited June 24, 201313 yr by Boby Brno

Santander (Alliance & Leicester)

 

 

Always spot on

I have had a Czech bank account since 2006 and they gave me what they call a token, same thing as a card reader I guess where you put in a 4 digit Code? Anyway never had a problem with it. British banks could learn a lot from the Czechs. If I have a problem, I have a contact who I phone and he sorts it out. It's the same person every time and he speaks perfect English.

 

Not many places take cheques anymore though, so you'll be fucked.

Not many places take cheques anymore though, so you'll be fucked.

I must admit, I've never wrote a Czech cheque!

RBS has got this thing on my iPhone now where I can pay money to anyone in my phone book just by pressing a button

 

Not that I will like, but still, int technology brilliant.

RBS has got this thing on my iPhone now where I can pay money to anyone in my phone book just by pressing a button

 

Not that I will like, but still, int technology brilliant.

Am I in your phone book?!!!

Am I in your phone book?!!!

 

You are actually 

 

But no,  I'm not sending you any..............

You could set up NBs Pay Day Loan Co